Childhood obesity is at an all time high. It seems like every time you turn around, there's another fat, lazy kid just sitting there being obese. It leads to all kinds of health problems and self confidence issues. But enough of this depressing shit. Let's go eat some McDonald's. I'm getting a supersize quarter pounder meal, a six piece nugget and a hot fudge sundae. That will get my mind off those little fat fucks.