Chuck Norris' Number One Fan

If you're thinking about mugging this lady, you may want to think again. Chuck Norris has her back. And her ears. She's been a die hard Chuck fan since The Way Of The Dragon, and she's learned all his moves. She even grew her chest hair out like his. Go to grab her purse, and you'll be catching a roundhouse kick to the face.

25 Comments
  • luvthick May 16, 2011

    Doesn’t she know Chuck Norris will ship her back across the border!

    +1
  • iluvkitty May 16, 2011

    She is voting for Chuck Norris to be the next U.S. president on the "General Election Ballot." I know I would.

    +2
  • lenny9651 May 16, 2011

    me love you long time

    +0
  • killkenny May 16, 2011

    Is Chuck running for office over there?? ("See the 2nd pic")

    +4
  • sleeko May 16, 2011

    Her and Chuck used to date.

    +1
  • alldicknoballs May 16, 2011

    is she looking to elect chuck norris for president

    +0
  • lordan May 16, 2011

    she looks so frail for a 10 dan

    +5
  • two-hats May 16, 2011

    Me love Chuck Norris! General Erection Barrot voter.....long time.

    -1
  • boredshitless May 16, 2011

    how long are walker texas ranger re-runs gonna air?

    +4
  • massiveballs May 16, 2011

    Anti-rapist earrings

    +8
  • coonboy May 16, 2011

    I bet she hears words of wisdom, love, and submissive pressure point instructions.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 16, 2011

    They only cost 10 cents at the flea market.

    +0
  • rockinron May 16, 2011

    thats one way to keep her fat old man from kissing her.

    -3
  • yomammasass May 16, 2011

    Now that's what a real fag-hag looks like!

    +0
  • wetjuice May 16, 2011

    are u fucking serious? lol

    +0
  • thederp May 17, 2011

    i wonder of she has the matching jean claude van dam ones too?

    +0
  • downunder69 May 17, 2011

    THE BOOGIEMANS closet has chuck norris in it... waiting

    +2
  • downunder69 May 17, 2011

    chuck norris has tears that cure cancer .. to bad he has never cried

    +2
  • downunder69 May 17, 2011

    when u open a can of whoopass ... chuck norris jumps out

    +2
  • downunder69 May 17, 2011

    chuck norris once had a pet , it became his beard

    +2
  • downunder69 May 17, 2011

    if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, ... chuck norris has more money than you

    +2
  • downunder69 May 17, 2011

    chuck norris is what WILLIS was talk,n bout

    +0
  • sactownryder May 17, 2011

    When Chuck Norris plays Orgegon Trail, his family does not die from dysentery or cholera, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face.

    +1
  • morvvik2 May 17, 2011

    that's an improvement for third world countries, actually believing in something real you know

    +0
  • feedemfish May 19, 2011

    WOW! the only fan Chuck has left..

    +0
 
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