A River In The Road

It looks like I won't be making it to the office today, boss. The only road in is blocked by a newly formed river. I wish I had KITT and could jump it with the turbo boost, but that's not happening so I think I'll just stay home and jack off to internet porn today.

22 Comments
  • lenny9651 May 17, 2011

    pussies, the duke boys would have jumped it

    +10
  • ohwickedwendi May 17, 2011

    See Martha--I told you it was a good idea to bring the fishing poles!

    +0
  • gabryl May 17, 2011

    i can make it

    +0
  • scdtrd May 17, 2011

    Anyone know where this happened?

    +0
  • rodgtard May 17, 2011

    ^^^^^^^^^ On a road somewhere

    +2
  • rockinron May 17, 2011

    your hard earned tax dollars used on our well built infastruture, were given to the lowest bidder.

    -1
  • wackinisgood May 17, 2011

    go for it

    +0
  • spaulding May 17, 2011

    Well little girl, looks like you get to live until tomorrow.

    +2
  • dirtysanchez69 May 17, 2011

    Thats pretty cool how crazyshit is embedded in the mud under that road. Imagine the surprise when the road washed away...

    +0
  • rockinron May 17, 2011

    go ahead throw the kid in!!

    -2
  • thederp May 17, 2011

    thee only thing that could bridge this gap is my cock.

    +0
  • d90girl May 17, 2011

    That would be a challenge even for my D-90

    +0
  • fuckinumd May 17, 2011

    new immigrant river wash n cross.....sorry

    +0
  • u-235 May 17, 2011

    " Sorry hunny, looks like we can't make it to Disney World "

    +0
  • oicu8abullet May 17, 2011

    You have an SUV. Do it you pussy!

    +0
  • boredshitless May 17, 2011

    more water thats all we need.

    +0
  • pacific May 17, 2011

    I'll be right back! gonna go grab my surf board.

    +0
  • downunder69 May 18, 2011

    yeah ! stand a bit closer with ya kid mate,

    +0
  • spedman May 18, 2011

    i'll take the contract on building that bridge.. it'll take about a six-hundred but i'll charge the state gov't 12k :D

    -1
  • spedman May 18, 2011

    i

    -1
  • wulberdee May 20, 2011

    someone stole the bridge

    +0
  • otisdriftwood May 24, 2011

    Should have bought a jeep!

    +0
 
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