This Ass Ain't For Sale

You want to put a what in my what? I'm sorry but my ass isn't for sale. Well, how much do you think I can get for it? I'll need a lot to make it worth my while. And the buyer would have to be someone I get a good vibe from. Wait a second, you know what? Keep your fucking sold signs in your own ass.

19 Comments
  • ohwickedwendi May 17, 2011

    All right, who told Timmay to change the sign??

    +0
  • gabryl May 17, 2011

    how about ill put a foot in ur ass

    +2
  • lenny9651 May 17, 2011

    i don't know anybody thats selling their ass, but ron rents his out for parties

    +4
  • rockinron May 17, 2011

    now lenny i told you not to refer to yourself as my ass when i rent you out for partys. now do as your told and refer to yourself as my bitch.

    -8
  • rockinron May 17, 2011

    id sell my ass but lenny would miss being my bitch.

    -5
  • iluvkitty May 17, 2011

    I knew Adam's ass had a price, not interested, but at least he confirmed it.

    +1
  • lenny9651 May 17, 2011

    i'm sorry i hit you so hard ron i promise it'll never happen again,now go make me a sammich bitch

    +5
  • spaulding May 17, 2011

    I think I'll just use Century 21.

    +2
  • rockinron May 17, 2011

    cream filled as usual right? or do you just want it injected straight into your mouth this time?

    -3
  • thederp May 17, 2011

    after the mortgage crisis, ever sub-prime borrower took it in the ass. no wonder they call fannie mae "fannie."

    +0
  • d90girl May 17, 2011

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 17, 2011

    Get a room, guys...

    +4
  • massiveballs May 17, 2011

    Prudential always sell shitholes

    +2
  • stinkpalm May 17, 2011

    prudential always did like ass raping me....never knew it was a corporate policy tho....

    +3
  • pistolwhip May 17, 2011

    fuck you prudential and fuck that cunt tammy you got workin for ya.that motherfucking deer hit me!!!!!!!

    assholes.

    +2
  • donkey_punch May 17, 2011

    Adam you can't sell what you give away.

    +3
  • oicu8abullet May 17, 2011

    I work for a living. The sold sign is already there.

    +0
  • boredshitless May 17, 2011

    no but if you dont write the check, i'll smack you with it!

    +0
  • wulberdee May 20, 2011

    signs`r`us.

    +0
 
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