Just Stay In Bed, You Fat Fuck

This fat, lazy pile of lard has all she needs to stay on the path to an early death. Her laptop, remote, and phone are all within reach, but her big, fat ass isn't, and she depends on some poor person to wipe it. Also, I see a plate of food nearby, but it looks like vegetables, so it must not be hers. Probably her ass wiper's.

51 Comments
  • qz-sue May 18, 2011

    Pizza Hut delivers...

    +4
  • stinkpalm May 18, 2011

    JESUS H CHRIST HER ARM IS THE SIZE OF ME!

    +1
  • massiveballs May 18, 2011

    She’s mailing jay her details for a VIP

    +12
  • coonboy May 18, 2011

    I wonder if she's looking at skinny porn.

    +2
  • buzzhawg May 18, 2011

    FAKE! There's a full plate of tomato and sliced cucumber.

    +2
  • sactownryder May 18, 2011

    Jay's new intern fits right in at crazyshit

    +2
  • massiveballs May 18, 2011

    Live Webcam porn for black guys

    +11
  • jaton May 18, 2011

    She's gonna be pissed off when she realises internet cookies aren't edible

    +11
  • gumby210 May 18, 2011

    she died in 2007, i know because i saw her on tv

    -1
  • revharris May 18, 2011

    I didnt know there was a User blobs forum....

    +4
  • wackinisgood May 18, 2011

    if she died she deserved it

    +5
  • thederp May 18, 2011

    java the slut

    +0
  • 2indastink May 18, 2011

    I would use her shit as fake tan.

    +7
  • askyoursister May 18, 2011

    whoa....that mattress has arms!!!

    +2
  • two-hats May 18, 2011

    Are they her arms of spare pillows?

    +1
  • virgendestoyer May 18, 2011

    Thanks for calling the sex hotline whats your pleasure big boy???

    +5
  • thegolfer May 18, 2011

    She only stays in bed since she can't fit through the door anymore.

    +1
  • gabryl May 18, 2011

    i would hit it lol

    -1
  • spaulding May 18, 2011

    Even her laptop is gonna need liosuction.

    +4
  • mikem1919 May 18, 2011

    She has no neck so call her "Head and shoulders"

    +1
  • lenny9651 May 18, 2011

    get off the computer and take a walk

    +0
  • mikem1919 May 18, 2011

    She's so fat you could play handball on her back!

    -2
  • mikem1919 May 18, 2011

    Roll the bitch in flour and find the wet spot!

    -2
  • rockinron May 18, 2011

    @spaulding, she dont have a laptop dude. its a bellytop!

    +2
  • oicu8abullet May 18, 2011

    Her cankles go all the way to her wrists.

    +1
  • 2indastink May 18, 2011

    She did died

    -1
  • morvvik2 May 18, 2011

    I just jizzed a little

    -4
  • critterbug May 18, 2011

    She is not that big. She is a fat midget with a net book.

    +1
  • boredshitless May 18, 2011

    30 yr old female wants any man that likes cottage cheese!

    +0
  • larbob May 18, 2011

    it's a fattop.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 18, 2011

    My name is Peggy--I'm 5'6, 120lbs, blond hair, blue eyes, and I love a turk, erm, I mean, man with some meat on his bones.

    +2
  • pacific May 18, 2011

    Liposuction

    +0
  • carinya May 18, 2011

    fake. I see the salad

    -1
  • crikeyitsmikey May 18, 2011

    world of warcraft's #1 leader board ranking

    +1
  • honkie365 May 18, 2011

    So THAT'S one of the white women bigtalk is so proud of fucking.

    +4
  • sikamikanico69 May 18, 2011

    harpoon her and use the blubber for womens cosmetics.

    +0
  • danalan666 May 18, 2011

    that's the 1 900 19 year old 115lb hottie I jacked off to last night

    +1
  • d90girl May 18, 2011

    OK...I'm done eating my dinner !!!!!!!!!!!

    +1
  • erisnoelle May 18, 2011

    Don't worry, guys. Those vegetables in the back aren't to be eaten, but they will be finding their way inside her.

    +0
  • stealmywheels May 19, 2011

    Isn't this the bitch who got fried by UV light on the movie blade?

    Either way a casket is waiting for this stupid bitch.

    +1
  • captjim May 19, 2011

    The most truthful statement you've ever made Jay. Bravo.

    -1
  • downunder69 May 19, 2011

    shes so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone!.....shes so fat, i gotta roll the bitch in flour just to find the wet spot...... shes so fat she got her own congress.... shes so fat she fell off both sides of the bed...shes so fat she gave herself a group hug.... shes so fat when she stepped on the scales it said , one at a time please.... she was walkin down the beach one day, sat down , got up , walked a 100 yards before she realized she had a thin man wedged between her ass cheeks

    +0
  • petekelly May 19, 2011

    WTF would they bury her in?

    +0
  • getfucked May 19, 2011

    sexy

    +0
  • etdaddy May 19, 2011

    hit it till stops breathing PLEASE

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 19, 2011

    You know Damn well SHE SWALLOWS!!!! anything and Everything!!!

    +0
  • feedemfish May 19, 2011

    The bitch is prolly on disability, paid by my tax dollar...youre welcome bitch

    +0
  • u-235 May 20, 2011

    I need to get the UV lamp from Blade.

    +0
  • wulberdee May 20, 2011

    who wipes her ass?

    +0
  • krazyk May 21, 2011

    I could throw up but that would be a waste of good food over that fatness.

    +0
  • uptowngirl50 June 18, 2011

    Who wipes her ass? No one, anymore...that blow hole has permanently shut down...

    +0
 
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