It's A Good Day To Die

"Today's a good day to die", he said to himself when he woke up this morning. He put on his finest suit, his favorite tie, and did his hair real nice. Then he hopped in the back of his limo, put his old trusty rifle in his mouth, and blew his fucking head apart. That's the thing about old man here, he always did something right the first time.

57 Comments
  • two-hats May 18, 2011

    Hey is this loa....

    +5
  • thegolfer May 18, 2011

    It would appear he lost his mind.

    +1
  • revharris May 18, 2011

    please tell me thats Donald Trump!!!

    +19
  • 2indastink May 18, 2011

    I wanna be there when the family have to identify the body, that would be piss funny.

    -2
  • 2indastink May 18, 2011

    ....oh well, at least he got dressed up for the occasion.

    +0
  • massiveballs May 18, 2011

    how much do you have to pay for the extra ash tray?

    +3
  • gabryl May 18, 2011

    its fake or not a suicide because every one knows that a kick from a rifle would not lay all nice in his crotch let alone still be in his hand

    -5
  • killkenny May 18, 2011

    Looks like he attempted to understand women. Let this be a lesson to ya.

    +5
  • wackinisgood May 18, 2011

    He just realized all the money was a setup for his demise

    -3
  • wackinisgood May 18, 2011

    indastink your one sick bastard, and no doubt kenny.

    +0
  • jaton May 18, 2011

    First person, apart from me, to type "BOOM HEADSHOT" is an unoriginal cunt.

    +0
  • thederp May 18, 2011

    it must have been one hell of a prom night.

    +0
  • sactownryder May 18, 2011

    got to be double ought buck

    +0
  • spaulding May 18, 2011

    He saw the prices at the pump.

    +8
  • mikem1919 May 18, 2011

    Neosporin should clear up that nasty boo-boo.

    +1
  • oicu8abullet May 18, 2011

    "Sir, it was an accounting error! You're not broke at all. You still have billions! Oh, uh, um, never mind."

    +5
  • country_girrl May 18, 2011

    Fucker ruined a perfectly good suit. People are so inconsiderate.

    +2
  • rockinron May 18, 2011

    thats gotta sting a little...oh wait

    -5
  • picklehiesner May 18, 2011

    looks like Gallager hit him with a giant wooden sledge

    +1
  • morvvik2 May 18, 2011

    guess money can't buy happiness

    +1
  • rodgtard May 18, 2011

    He seemed scatter brained lately

    +3
  • keymaster May 18, 2011

    hey gabryl you should change your avatar to columbo your totaly right it does look set up..nice one

    +0
  • henry100 May 18, 2011

    The result of too many chicks with dicks on Crazy Shit. Way to go Jay!

    +0
  • bugshit May 18, 2011

    Well there goes that new car smell!!!

    +3
  • drublix May 18, 2011

    Right, but showing us Bin Ladens tiny little bullet hole Is "to much"

    +3
  • critterbug May 18, 2011

    No tie? Fuckin' looser.

    +1
  • larbob May 18, 2011

    he's got blue eyes, one blew this way, and one blew that way.

    -2
  • boredshitless May 18, 2011

    fuckin' pussy!

    -3
  • ohwickedwendi May 18, 2011

    For Sale: Gently used Towncar, low miles, just detailed inside and out.

    +2
  • pacific May 18, 2011

    Will that show on the carfax?

    +2
  • honkie365 May 18, 2011

    It's not a rifle..it's a shotgun.

    -1
  • honkie365 May 18, 2011

    He leaned forward and put the barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger. See the brain matter splattered all over the roof of the car in front of the body?? The body slumped back in the seat after the blast.

    +0
  • buzzhawg May 18, 2011

    That looks like a 20 gauge... Imagine if it were a 12 or 10 gauge shotty. I feel sorry for the poor sap who has to clean that shit up.

    +1
  • anrconvert May 18, 2011

    The meeting didn't go too well

    +2
  • sikamikanico69 May 18, 2011

    "...i lost the account..." - BLAM!!!!

    -1
  • sikamikanico69 May 18, 2011

    "...i lost my job at crazy shit..." BLAM

    -1
  • gabryl May 18, 2011

    hey dumb ass fucks thats no 10 gauge thats a 30-30 or 9mm rifle get you shit right , and he might be sitting but thats a limo so blast would pop the gun right out of his hand and he would not still have a grip on it, 2 the blast would not do that to his face its the wrong way , the blast would push the matter away from the exit not out from it. so in other words the blast should have blown the top of the head or the back dick heads not the face .

    -2
  • d90girl May 18, 2011

    Who gives a flying rats ass if this particular pic its real or not !! Fact is, this goes on on a daily basis! Stop over analyzing things ! This is CRAZYSHIT, not Peoples Magazine !!

    +5
  • rockinron May 19, 2011

    gabryl, you gpotta be from the city, any country boy knows thats a high powered rifle. if you fire a rifle like that the sudden burst of escaping gas enters the wound especially if he put it in his mouth. the gas exspands extremely fast in all directions and exsplodes the head. dont belieave it thne go look at the head shots from suicide on this web site. but please dont act like an authority unless you do some research. i put a 7mmin a pigs ear once on a down angle and its head exsploded all over me. learn something from real life not T.V.

    -3
  • dopesmoker May 19, 2011

    Those pics are so old. They were in a textbook back in '93 for crime scene protection and investigation. Still gory as fuck though.

    +2
  • downunder69 May 19, 2011

    ^^^dont know who gave ya the negs rockin ron, but that sounds right to me... ya crazy rambo..lol

    +2
  • bloodfrozen1 May 19, 2011

    Kurt Cobain really put on some weight his last years...

    -1
  • iowaredneck May 19, 2011

    Browning BLR comes in 308 243 and such obviously a little overkill

    +0
  • keymaster May 19, 2011

    Wow It's CSI crazyshit... cool

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 19, 2011

    BOOM Head shot self inflicted head shot...

    -1
  • hucks1987 May 19, 2011

    Got head?

    +0
  • feedemfish May 19, 2011

    Closed Casket.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 19, 2011

    I heard the news today, oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade, and tho the news was rather sad, I had to sit and laugh. He blew his mind out in his car.....

    +0
  • dozer67 May 20, 2011

    Ecedrin hedache # 302

    +0
  • wulberdee May 20, 2011

    thats taking suicide a bit to far!

    +0
  • philjenkins May 21, 2011

    Staged

    +0
  • heywodjablowmi May 21, 2011

    He had blue eyes one blew this way one blew that way LOL!!

    +0
  • boknowsyourmom May 28, 2011

    classy

    +0
  • boyo83 August 13, 2011

    nice fucking hat!!

    +0
  • ak907 June 11, 2014

    Now this is what you call an accomplished suicide attempt. Especially selecting a high powered rifle was the best choice, this looks a caliber from a .270, 30-06, .338, possibly a .375. Definitely a Soft Point bullet. This was a smart man because he knew how to blew his head off completely. This guy was a hunter before because that is a old school rifle, and he knew what calibers can blow shit up! I'm a hunter myself, and certain calibers will do certain damage, but the calibers I named above, those will definitely blow heads off with Soft Point bullets.

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  • ak907 June 11, 2014

    And some information for the people who shoot themselves in the head, whether its a suicide attempt, or you're looking for attention and just want to blow part of your face off. There are ammo that some people think will blow their heads off just because of the name and looks of the bullet; the most famous ammo is the FMJ round. The FMJ is very effective and can penetrate through bullet proof vests and bullet proof glass, but that does not mean it blows heads off. FMJ's are made to penetrate through anything but mainly for body armor and riot shields, FMJs will not blow shit up on impact, it will go straight through. If you shoot a deer in the head with a FMJ, the bullet will go straight through and leave only a 1 inch or 2 inch hole on the exit wound. But if you shoot a deer in the head with a Soft Point round, the bullet will immediately mushroom on impact, therefore fucking up all the meat, tissue, and bone on impact, leaving little to no head. Soft Points are made to blast everything in its path, and especially made for one shot one kills, no matter what part of the body you aim. Only the best hunters know the best. If you have friends who hunt, compare 2 of them to each other on how much game they get. Ask what type of ammo they use; if one says FMJ and the other says Soft Point, compare them. Your friend who uses the Soft Points will always come home with more game because he knew Soft Points will always kill with one shot. Whilst on the other hand, your friend who uses FMJs will be making excuses and say they only wounded their game because the FMJs just kept going straight through instead of blasting the mother fucker apart.

    So there it is, FMJ vs Soft Points. Soft Points will always win when you want to one shot one kill.

    +0
  • harly9 December 19, 2014

    My former brother in law performed his with a 20 gauge shotgun in the mouth.

    +0
 
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