The Boat Is mother fucking Docked [REPOST]

The boat is mother fucking docked. Tie those lines up so I can get the fuck off and nail some bitches. Two years at sea with all you homos is enough, I need some pussy and I couldn't wait for you assholes to tie shore up the lines. PS, I'm not pissing in a cup either!

29 Comments
  • el_patron May 21, 2011

    Will it be the end of the world today? well before it ends, I guess ill fuck my neighbors hot wife while he is working his ass off

    +6
  • mikem1919 May 21, 2011

    FIRST!!

    -12
  • t_dog8 May 21, 2011

    Wrong way to dry dock..

    +0
  • etdaddy May 21, 2011

    so thats where the Exxon Valdez skipper went to

    +0
  • el_patron May 21, 2011

    First to fuck my dick bitch ^^^

    +1
  • sikamikanico69 May 21, 2011

    someones gonna piss in a cup.

    +0
  • willdeuz May 21, 2011

    YOU WONT TAKE AWAY MY WRONG WAY SIGN I'LL HOLD IT HERE

    +1
  • azzholee May 21, 2011

    it is a SHIP Adam

    +0
  • karlpilkington May 21, 2011

    speed 3 was lame

    +0
  • massiveballs May 21, 2011

    The, I’m on top of the world guy still hasn’t landed

    +0
  • bonecrusher May 21, 2011

    Drunk+white equals Clowns....idiots. white people are best when drunk they show truth. Also, they become very strong and ready to fight

    -11
  • rockinron May 21, 2011

    yup just a little more , ok to the left a bit. allright stop,perfect right there.

    -1
  • lenny9651 May 21, 2011

    b.w.i.( boating while intoxicated) bonus for the captian parking the ship on his own car

    +1
  • thederp May 21, 2011

    well, at least he missed the iceberg.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 21, 2011

    Don't worry, that's the Handicapped parking spot--these people can't park for shit.

    +0
  • sikamikanico69 May 21, 2011

    dear bonecrusher...dont hate white people, for it was white people that brought you here. show appreciation.

    +9
  • d90girl May 21, 2011

    Someone dropped there Gyro ....

    +0
  • rockinron May 21, 2011

    looks like road head may not be such a good idea for the captain of the love boat.

    +0
  • kissarmy12 May 21, 2011

    @bonecrusher black people only fight in groups of 2 or more and like to jump unsuspecting white people and old ladies ...just sayin

    +9
  • honkie365 May 21, 2011

    Bonesucker,

    If it wasn't for white people bringing your ancestors here you would be a pile of lion shit right now.

    +7
  • ohwickedwendi May 21, 2011

    C'mon boys...leave poor bonecrusher alone--he's just mad because he's one of the few black men who have small dicks. Sorry about your penis, boner.

    +10
  • downunder69 May 21, 2011

    ^WENDI are u baiting him to send in a photo of a huge black penis that isnt his...

    +4
  • willylickaball May 21, 2011

    GILLIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +2
  • captjim May 21, 2011

    10 bucks says a bitch is drivin'

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 22, 2011

    What do you expect from a Greek Captain..

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 22, 2011

    The captain was trying to get the queer off the bow,he's had enough of "I'm on top of the world"screaming faggots.

    +0
  • burp May 22, 2011

    Bet your first at the salad tossing bar to....lol

    -1
  • rockinron May 22, 2011

    the loooooove boat is makeing another run, the loooooove boat fucking up everything under the sun,

    -2
  • otisdriftwood May 24, 2011

    Who let the asian drive the boat?

    +0
 
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