Check Out My New Car Security

It's a bit unorthodox, but a highly effective car security device. And it's way better than an annoying ass car alarm that nobody even bothers responding too. Just make sure he stays on the dash, because if he surprised a thief after already getting inside, you'll be cleaning up shit along with broken glass.

19 Comments
  • massiveballs May 23, 2011

    He’s just thinking about how many pairs of pimp shoes he can make

    +5
  • crum8l3 May 23, 2011

    Oh Snap. Can we Fry it!!!

    +1
  • mikem1919 May 23, 2011

    I was finna jack this car but i saw that amoconna and said hell to da no! ya heard me?

    +2
  • unlimitdinches May 23, 2011

    That's one hell of an alarm system

    +0
  • rockinron May 23, 2011

    iz bet di muva fuka tasteses jest liek chicken.

    -2
  • spaulding May 23, 2011

    His rice burner wasn't getting any looks until he put a huge snake in there.

    +3
  • two-hats May 23, 2011

    The Woman in the background has a face like someone stole her fried chicken.

    +6
  • ghosthunter May 23, 2011

    Cars unlocked keys are in it. and NOBODY steel his ride!!!

    +0
  • lenny9651 May 23, 2011

    know your enemy, they hate snakes

    +3
  • lenny9651 May 23, 2011

    not really an alarm, you'd need a rattle snake for that

    +2
  • coonboy May 23, 2011

    Shit, my dick bigger dan dat.

    +0
  • etdaddy May 23, 2011

    he wondering if he can get someone to hold so he can fuck it

    +0
  • honkie365 May 23, 2011

    he could have done the same thing with a size 12 pair of work boots.

    +1
  • hung303 May 23, 2011

    White men have bigger COCKS!

    -1
  • thederp May 23, 2011

    "damn, nature, you scary!"

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 23, 2011

    The new theft deterrent system.

    +1
  • rukiss May 23, 2011

    303 , that's why all the whitegirls are with MEXICANS cuz we have bigger dicks. I'll steal that fucken snake and leave Yu

    -4
  • boredshitless May 23, 2011

    fucking dukes of hazzard copyright theif!

    +0
  • villision May 24, 2011

    "VIPER ARMED"

    +2
 
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