Anybody Seen My Keys?

Hey, have you seen my keys anywhere? I can't seem to find them. I'm 90% sure I left them up my ass, but I've been digging around in here for the last 10 minutes and haven't found them yet. Maybe you can get a better angle than me. Take a look, will you?

36 Comments
  • lenny9651 May 24, 2011

    ron finally sent in a pic of himself

    +7
  • etdaddy May 24, 2011

    keys hell he's looking for his motorcycle,helmet and sidecar

    +5
  • ziggyzach May 24, 2011

    band AIDS on the ass adds a nice touch

    +9
  • rockinron May 24, 2011

    damn airport security is getting ruff, there making you do your own cavity searchs now.

    +0
  • clrz1000 May 24, 2011

    If its true that you alway's find them the last place you look, Then Im walking from now on!

    +1
  • lenny9651 May 24, 2011

    just teasing ron, i knew it wasn't you, his head isn't up his ass

    +8
  • crum8l3 May 24, 2011

    Umm.. what ever happened to dont ask dont tell. Time for a another revision.

    +5
  • massiveballs May 24, 2011

    Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to the president of the United States

    +7
  • bigfun72 May 24, 2011

    So is this why they call the U.S ARMY strong?

    +0
  • fiercepierce May 24, 2011

    Dude, a penicillin shot does not take care of a prolapsed asshole.

    +3
  • hung303 May 24, 2011

    He looks HOT!

    -2
  • coonboy May 24, 2011

    That band-aid isnt gonna hold your asshole closed.

    +7
  • rockinron May 24, 2011

    $10 bucks says he pulls his hand out and its covered in lenny.

    -4
  • smak May 24, 2011

    dont ask dont tell. pictures dont lie fag.

    +0
  • spaulding May 24, 2011

    He's the first enemy I'm shooting.

    +4
  • bugshit May 24, 2011

    Don't ask Don't tell!!!

    -3
  • slippy May 24, 2011

    Yet another reason I no longer shake hands.

    +10
  • thundermug May 24, 2011

    Always the left! If it's the right it means you're gay.

    +10
  • island_mon May 24, 2011

    If you can let somebody take a picture of you sticking your hand up your ass, why even bother

    with the cosmetics of putting a band aid to cover

    a pimple on your ass?

    +8
  • otisdriftwood May 24, 2011

    This guy should put a gun like the one from the last pic up his and pull the trigger.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi May 24, 2011

    Of course he's digging around in his own ass--those emergency visits to remove a gerbil are really expensive.

    +8
  • willylickaball May 24, 2011

    Damn Adam, that's one bad itch you got there buddy.

    +4
  • picklehiesner May 24, 2011

    I triple dog dare you to put your whole hand in your ass

    +0
  • zombie May 24, 2011

    HAY Rockey watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass

    +8
  • thederp May 24, 2011

    since when did water boarding become an ineffective method in the interrogation process? i'll tell'ya what, though, i'd confess to any and everything if i was forced to watch this any further.

    +0
  • drtyrell May 24, 2011

    Hammer Time!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 24, 2011

    I'll tell you one thing.....that guy's got a helluva reach.

    +2
  • pizzapie May 24, 2011

    Usually most people push out a turd, this guy goes in pulls them out

    +3
  • wetjuice May 25, 2011

    HEMORRHOID DIGGER

    +0
  • anrconvert May 25, 2011

    You know I don't think an arsehole was designed for quite this purpose

    +1
  • lordan May 25, 2011

    so that's how niggers get big dicks they stuff it with shit

    +0
  • carinya May 25, 2011

    So this is what the US Marines get up to on the weekend

    +1
  • critterbug May 25, 2011

    Always have an air tight back up weapon. If all else fails, sling some shit.

    +1
  • feircepierce May 26, 2011

    This is the kind of CRAZY SHIT that I love,next time I loose mine I will know where to look....

    +0
  • harleybitch June 1, 2011

    i didn't ask so please please don't tell/show

    +0
  • makemebad August 7, 2011

    FINALLY A PIC OF BIGTALK.... NASTY FAGGOT NIGGER

    +0
 
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