Get Your Fresh Herpes Here

Damn, now that's a deal. Fresh herpes for only 95 cents. The last time I got some herpes, she wanted $85, and they weren't even fresh at all. Pretty stale as a matter of fact. I know where I'll be doing my viral shopping from now on.

17 Comments
  • merseybeat May 26, 2011

    there's a price for fucking everything these days

    +4
  • two-hats May 26, 2011

    Is there a best before date?

    +5
  • cunalingus May 26, 2011

    Does it come with free cream cheese?

    +1
  • mikem1919 May 26, 2011

    95 cents for herpes?! Fuck, i paid 40 bucks!

    +3
  • toosick May 26, 2011

    I paid 50! I wonder if that store has a harsh refund policy

    +1
  • rockinron May 26, 2011

    i bought a case of aids at that same store last week for $7.95, and i didnt even use a coupon!

    -1
  • atmydismay May 26, 2011

    Fresh? I prefer my herpes a little spoiled!

    +0
  • massiveballs May 26, 2011

    maybe the crabs are at half price

    +2
  • lenny9651 May 26, 2011

    thats way too much to pay for herpes

    +2
  • hoplite May 26, 2011

    I'll give you Herpes for so much less.

    +1
  • lenny9651 May 26, 2011

    hell, rockinron is giving the stuff away

    +2
  • larbob May 26, 2011

    you got to have herpes with your tossed salad.

    +0
  • rockinron May 26, 2011

    no it was only free to you lenny, oh hey sorry its had such a harsh effect around your mouth.

    +0
  • honkie365 May 26, 2011

    Excuse me..when does your organic syphilis go on sale?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 26, 2011

    If you look around the corner, you can find the day old chlamydia.

    +1
  • viol8or May 26, 2011

    No Wendi your lokkin for the yast infection in isle 6.

    +1
  • boredshitless May 26, 2011

    2 for a dollar valtrex next isle!

    +0
 
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