R.I.P. Number One Ninja Turtle Fan

Since he looked like a turtle his whole life, he became a huge fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He could easily relate to them and was really inspired by their turtle power. He even got Vanilla Ice to perform Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go at his funeral, for a nominal fee of $150. And of course they served pizza at the wake.

30 Comments
  • thundermug June 1, 2011

    He's going to that big pizza party in the sky.

    +0
  • joseffritz June 1, 2011

    cowabunga

    +2
  • massiveballs June 1, 2011

    He probably lay on his back and couldn’t get up

    +14
  • lordan June 1, 2011

    Has he fell asleep in his toy box

    +5
  • rockinron June 1, 2011

    he looks lie he shoulda been an austin powers fan!

    +0
  • atmydismay June 1, 2011

    I wonder if bebop and rocksteady showed up?

    +3
  • zahnfee June 1, 2011

    Mini Pimp

    +3
  • etdaddy June 1, 2011

    guess Shredder was as strong as he looked

    +1
  • pizzapie June 1, 2011

    His days of sniffing pussy are gone

    +3
  • lenny9651 June 1, 2011

    who killed my lepreican, i didn't get my gold yet

    +1
  • willdeuz June 1, 2011

    He appeared on this video: youtube/watch?v=VBwZ4knS7kg&feature=fvst wich it traduction could be "LETS MOVE THE ASS"

    +1
  • goodbye June 1, 2011

    Alien Autopsy Left Overs

    -1
  • judasz June 1, 2011

    He's Smiling because he Knows he don't have to pay Child Support anymore on his 12 kids.

    +2
  • hoplite June 1, 2011

    Wasn't he the worlds shortest man? I really think that's him.

    +2
  • mikem1919 June 1, 2011

    Here he is dancing to some mambo music.

    youtube/watch?v=GvwpSm0BL-g

    +0
  • mikem1919 June 1, 2011

    Here's a better video of him. He sounds like a fucking chipmunk!!

    youtube/watch?v=PpCN33WqC5c&feature=related

    +0
  • honkie365 June 1, 2011

    Is that bigtalk, crackerkiller or the other idiot?

    +7
  • rockinron June 1, 2011

    ^ whats the difference they all look alike to me.

    +1
  • killtacular June 1, 2011

    He's Nelson De La Rosa, the world's shortest man. He was born with the affliction "Primordial Dwarfism", which left his body the size of a toddler and his vocal cords in the same state.

    He got sick in FLorida after arriving from Chile and died this past sunday.

    Rest in Piece, Nelson. May you catch many a homerun baseball from heaven.

    +5
  • boredshitless June 1, 2011

    Is there a sign on my lawn that says Dead Nigger Storage?

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi June 1, 2011

    Because having the Power Rangers in your coffin would just be too gay.

    +1
  • ozkartz207 June 1, 2011

    His name was nelson from the dominican rep.was considered the shortest man on the planet

    -2
  • ghosthunter June 1, 2011

    I wonder if he got the casket half price.

    +4
  • liberalssuck June 1, 2011

    Freak ass dead midget.

    +1
  • maximxj750 June 1, 2011

    you know what, i like this. You should honor your friends wishes even after death, this guy liked the turtles a lot in life obviously so they keep him company while he rests.

    +2
  • thederp June 1, 2011

    someone forgot about verne troyer while he was in the tanning bed. r.i.p. bud.

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 2, 2011

    After birth ?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 2, 2011

    He looks kind of pissed in that coffin--maybe he was hoping for it to be pimped out.

    +1
  • cthulu June 3, 2011

    Hopefully when i croak, I get the 3 dead tranny hookers, Octomom's tore-up pussy and the Olsen trolls toenail clipping that Ive always wanted in MY coffin.

    +2
  • cthulu June 3, 2011

    I bet that bitch in the bangbros ad above suckin on those dude's balls with another chicks stinky turd cutter in her nose is tryin hard to think of a happy place....

    +2
 
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