All A Man Needs In Life

Pizza, boobs, and beer. That's really all a man needs to live a good life. Eat a hot slice, chug a cold beer, and play with some nice round titties. That's the trifecta of happiness. What else is there?

32 Comments
  • zmolez June 2, 2011

    Woulda been better if she was spread eagle with pizza n beer,is be jerking right now

    +3
  • zmolez June 2, 2011

    Ohh yeah,id also cum on the pizza and make her eat it

    -4
  • massiveballs June 2, 2011

    More like Pizza and beer gives you tits

    +4
  • 2indastink June 2, 2011

    more a K.F.C man myself.

    +7
  • captjim June 2, 2011

    heaven...

    +1
  • kyuss June 2, 2011

    If I was being picky I'd have to say there are far better beers than Heineken and it needs way more pizza. The beer:pizza ratio is miles off!

    +5
  • 2indastink June 2, 2011

    ..... and roofies.

    +4
  • atmydismay June 2, 2011

    What they are not showing is her mouth taped shut!

    +4
  • benstrokingoff June 2, 2011

    There were beer and pizza in the picture? Damn, I missed those. Gotta look again.

    +1
  • benstrokingoff June 2, 2011

    Nope, still don't see the beer and pizza. I must be developing tunnel vision.

    +1
  • lordan June 2, 2011

    she needs to suck more cock than eat and drink then she would have a nice flat belly then maybe perfect

    -2
  • hoplite June 2, 2011

    Is she flipping me off?

    +0
  • lenny9651 June 2, 2011

    women, take notes from this woman, she's got it 99% right, don't try to apply deep thought to men we are simple, all a man's problems can be solved with 4 simple things: sex, food, alcohol, and money if you can just remember that your man will stay with you till the day he dies, so if she stuffed a few $100 bills in her cleavage she would be the perfect women

    +3
  • boppalilbit June 2, 2011

    shitty skunky ass beer, nasty cheap party store pizza, nigger looking hair and a fucking foodstamp gut... but the Titties look pretty damn good

    +7
  • mikem1919 June 2, 2011

    She's got MAN HANDS!! Probably a tranny!

    +2
  • cornolio June 2, 2011

    Fake tits with horse piss and cowmanure---one hell of a combination

    +0
  • wardo56 June 2, 2011

    all a man needs...How big is her penis?

    +0
  • split2nddeath June 2, 2011

    Fucking really? Pizza n tits I agree w/. I love pizza n tits. Heineken though? Adam and Jay, you 2 must take it up the ass.

    +2
  • unholy_goat June 2, 2011

    I'd prefer a steak and ale pie and chips with a pint of mild oh and white tits please

    +4
  • dazzza June 2, 2011

    Is this an advert for what Men "really" want.

    +0
  • boredshitless June 2, 2011

    go get a BUDWEISER bitch! support your own damn country! then we can talk about sammich making skills!

    -3
  • clrz1000 June 2, 2011

    But she's not white????

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 2, 2011

    The guy is only half happy--the bottle isn't full, and it's not Bud.

    +2
  • picklehiesner June 2, 2011

    boppalilbit called it perfectly

    -1
  • rockinron June 2, 2011

    yup perfect, your own personal slave with nice tits bringing you your 2 favorite consumables. sure wish it was 1858 again!!

    -1
  • cbt23 June 2, 2011

    I'd prefer a beautiful white woman, regular Budweiser none of that light shit and taco bell, that would be my heaven.

    +1
  • drublix June 3, 2011

    Save as, use as wallpaper

    +0
  • etdaddy June 3, 2011

    where's her nipples?, need something to hang my used condoms on

    +0
  • xhoei June 3, 2011

    I admit the tits made my teeth water, but .. there's nothing in the picture she havent bought herself ... or her lover .. Even the tits.

    +0
  • mccracken June 4, 2011

    The Three food groups!

    +0
  • d90girl June 4, 2011

    "NOBODY" drinks this shit in Europe!!!!!!! Thats why they throw it after you here in the US !! I'm German and I only drink Warsteiner !!!!Nuff said !

    +0
  • carinya June 4, 2011

    marry me

    +0
 
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