Pizza, boobs, and beer. That's really all a man needs to live a good life. Eat a hot slice, chug a cold beer, and play with some nice round titties. That's the trifecta of happiness. What else is there?
Woulda been better if she was spread eagle with pizza n beer,is be jerking right now
Ohh yeah,id also cum on the pizza and make her eat it
More like Pizza and beer gives you tits
more a K.F.C man myself.
If I was being picky I'd have to say there are far better beers than Heineken and it needs way more pizza. The beer:pizza ratio is miles off!
..... and roofies.
What they are not showing is her mouth taped shut!
There were beer and pizza in the picture? Damn, I missed those. Gotta look again.
Nope, still don't see the beer and pizza. I must be developing tunnel vision.
she needs to suck more cock than eat and drink then she would have a nice flat belly then maybe perfect
Is she flipping me off?
women, take notes from this woman, she's got it 99% right, don't try to apply deep thought to men we are simple, all a man's problems can be solved with 4 simple things: sex, food, alcohol, and money if you can just remember that your man will stay with you till the day he dies, so if she stuffed a few $100 bills in her cleavage she would be the perfect women
shitty skunky ass beer, nasty cheap party store pizza, nigger looking hair and a fucking foodstamp gut... but the Titties look pretty damn good
She's got MAN HANDS!! Probably a tranny!
Fake tits with horse piss and cowmanure---one hell of a combination
all a man needs...How big is her penis?
Fucking really? Pizza n tits I agree w/. I love pizza n tits. Heineken though? Adam and Jay, you 2 must take it up the ass.
I'd prefer a steak and ale pie and chips with a pint of mild oh and white tits please
Is this an advert for what Men "really" want.
go get a BUDWEISER bitch! support your own damn country! then we can talk about sammich making skills!
But she's not white????
The guy is only half happy--the bottle isn't full, and it's not Bud.
boppalilbit called it perfectly
yup perfect, your own personal slave with nice tits bringing you your 2 favorite consumables. sure wish it was 1858 again!!
I'd prefer a beautiful white woman, regular Budweiser none of that light shit and taco bell, that would be my heaven.
Save as, use as wallpaper
where's her nipples?, need something to hang my used condoms on
I admit the tits made my teeth water, but .. there's nothing in the picture she havent bought herself ... or her lover .. Even the tits.
The Three food groups!
"NOBODY" drinks this shit in Europe!!!!!!! Thats why they throw it after you here in the US !! I'm German and I only drink Warsteiner !!!!Nuff said !