Why Won't Anyone Give Me A Ride?

Why won't anybody pick me up? All I want is a ride to the next town, and to chop off somebody's arms and legs, eat their face, and have sex with them as they die from blood loss. I guess people just aren't willing to help a stranger in need these days. What is the world coming to?

  • lenny9651 June 3, 2011

    pull over honey, he looks like a nice guy

  • massiveballs June 3, 2011

    If that axe was a black dick there would be a pile up

  • lenny9651 June 3, 2011

    what's the worst that could happen

  • etdaddy June 3, 2011

    he's a lumberjack and he's okay

  • rockinron June 3, 2011

    he's a former employee heading to OCC to show them his new chopper design

  • yourtacosmells June 3, 2011


  • hoplite June 3, 2011

    As soon as Dr. Death died someone was there to fill his shoes. LoL

  • ohwickedwendi June 3, 2011

    I have a sneaking suspicion he's not gonna get a ride.

  • boredshitless June 3, 2011

    try that shit down here and some fuckin redneck 'll pick ya up.

  • thederp June 4, 2011

    i think that the tree he's looking for is a couple miles up the highway. he just needs a lift. saddle up, partner.

  • goodbye June 4, 2011

    The picture still isn't as frightening as Adam's detailed wish list.

  • fiercepierce June 4, 2011

    I would give him a ride. I know I can shoot bullets at him faster than he can swing an axe at me.

  • feircepierce June 4, 2011

    ^^^I am sure you would "give him a ride" to the nearist bar and listen to show tunes on the jukebox

  • lordan June 4, 2011

    Obvious he is always Chopin and changing his mind what way to go

  • ghosthunter June 4, 2011

    Knowing my dumb sister inlaw. she would pick him up.

  • d90girl June 4, 2011

    Next pic you see of him is he's still standing there with him covered in snow !

  • fiercepierce June 5, 2011

    I like show tunes. Hell, I like Barry Manilow, and Neil Sedaka too. OMG I'll, I'll even wear a pink sport shirt.

  • nighowl83 June 5, 2011

    What an asshole!

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