You May Now Kiss The Fat Bride

Congratulations on the biggest day of your life, and the biggest woman in the city. How's it feel to be married to a woman twice your size? I hope she can at least cook, but even if she can, I don't think it really matters. You won't be seeing any of that food anyway.

34 Comments
  • hoplite June 6, 2011

    I wonder how many wedding dresses can be made from her dress?

    +3
  • thegolfer June 6, 2011

    WHALE ON THE BEACH!

    +0
  • thegolfer June 6, 2011

    Are we sure that Bertha isn't really BERT? She Looka Like a MAN!

    +0
  • chargers June 6, 2011

    This man is going to be fed a good diner his hole life.

    +3
  • zahnfee June 6, 2011

    Photo from google earth

    +16
  • shinebox June 6, 2011

    Guess BBW do like Chinese takeaways

    +7
  • u-235 June 6, 2011

    @hoplite: The question isn't how many wedding dresses could be made. The question is: What poor bastard took a nasty plunge because he had no parachute!

    +5
  • rockinron June 6, 2011

    in 5 years he will be at a bar crying and asking himself why while showing pics of his 4 goney goo goo kids.

    -1
  • rockinron June 6, 2011

    outside wedding? makes sense, her fat ass probably couldnt fit in a church!

    +2
  • lenny9651 June 6, 2011

    women always diet and exercise to look good for their wedding, so if this is her looking her best for the wedding photo just imagine what she's gonna look like after 10 years of being married

    +4
  • lenny9651 June 6, 2011

    7/8 of his paychecks are going to go toward buying groceries

    +4
  • kyuss June 6, 2011

    is she wearing a curtain?

    +3
  • boredshitless June 6, 2011

    tons of fun for the rest of his life!

    +3
  • keymaster June 6, 2011

    THAT'S A HUGE BITCH

    +2
  • lordan June 6, 2011

    There is nothing wrong with a big woman they make a fantastic wife clean home good home cooked food but the best part is you can go to work knowing when you get home that they have not been shagging behind your back priceless

    +3
  • d90girl June 6, 2011

    Thats not a wedding dress, thats someones Kingsize bedsheet !!

    +3
  • flattie June 6, 2011

    Bitch been making her own sammiches for a long time!

    +0
  • bigrobfatal June 6, 2011

    damn white boys sure like them heffers. reminds them of the cows they fuck back at the farm in arkansas.

    -6
  • clrz1000 June 6, 2011

    You know you all would "Hit It"

    +1
  • shit4brains June 6, 2011

    Is that a hat or did a condor fly over and take a shit on her?

    +1
  • cthulu June 6, 2011

    And every black guy in the area shed a tear that day....

    +9
  • titsorgtf0 June 6, 2011

    I thought asians ran from gozrila not marry the fucking thing!

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi June 6, 2011

    Peter, Peter, Pumkin eater, had a wife and she ate him.

    +0
  • boofano June 6, 2011

    why????????

    +0
  • bigtalk June 6, 2011

    looks like a escalade in a dress

    -4
  • kabri2 June 6, 2011

    This is clearly a man who is desperate to become an American citizen.

    +2
  • anomalous June 6, 2011

    Plenty shade in the summer. Plenty heat in the winter. And it's obvious that she can cook....or at least find the nearest McDoodles.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi June 6, 2011

    Only black people...

    +4
  • bigsledge June 6, 2011

    better keep her fed or he better watch out cause she'd eat him

    +0
  • slipdry June 6, 2011

    that fat bitch better give the best blow job

    +0
  • fiercepierce June 7, 2011

    I would marry that big fat bitch, take out a shit load of life insurance on her a in less than five years she'll drop of a massive heart attack.

    +0
  • dkaope8 June 7, 2011

    i bet she gave him money for doing that

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 7, 2011

    Notice how everyone is standing way back,I think they're about to yell "come cut the cake".

    +3
  • anrconvert June 7, 2011

    Their wedding reception is held at an all you can eat Chinese buffet

    +0
 
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