It's A Little Late For Circumcision

I understand you're sick of always cleaning up your smegma and walking around with an ant eater in your pants, but it's a bit late to get circumcised. And I don't really think that's the best way to do it either. But you gotta do what you gotta do, so let her have a snip or two and see how it goes.

20 Comments
  • 2indastink June 8, 2011

    That there could be THE biggest Asian penis ever, about 2 inches.

    +2
  • shinebox June 8, 2011

    maybe one of this Japs eyes is missing and she needs a new one

    +1
  • lordan June 8, 2011

    I no this bitch her name is Chop-ping You

    +6
  • sleeko June 8, 2011

    She's trying to make him, more Asian.

    +1
  • spaulding June 8, 2011

    There's shit on the scissors.

    +2
  • atmydismay June 8, 2011

    Bitch if your gonna be cutting at my dick at least take off the shades!

    +2
  • rockinron June 8, 2011

    so thats why they call them NIPS

    +0
  • hoplite June 8, 2011

    PSA: Hookers may have the most experience with dicks, however, they are not medically qualified.

    +0
  • oicu8abullet June 8, 2011

    "Now apologize for the donkey punch."

    +2
  • tat2d_soldier June 8, 2011

    Rorina Bobbit-a

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi June 8, 2011

    "And then I felt a tug..."

    +2
  • jtaylor June 8, 2011

    Whats with the zitty arms?? Who gets pimples on their arms???

    +2
  • d90girl June 8, 2011

    She's a picker....she must like CRACK !!

    +0
  • boredshitless June 8, 2011

    he's constipated, she has to resort to drastic measures to get her shit!

    +1
  • outamyskull June 8, 2011

    That thing he used to call his schlong, will now become his schlort.

    /shamelessly stolen

    +0
  • thederp June 9, 2011

    paying him back for the cigarette burns he left on her arm last week. payback's a bitch.

    +2
  • fiercepierce June 9, 2011

    She says, "Rook Mooderfooker I srice your schrong to a rittre dickie, rike ppwewe's

    +0
  • crum8l3 June 9, 2011

    Now i know where Hung Poa chicken comes from!

    +0
  • downunder69 June 9, 2011

    that is erect too

    +0
  • etdaddy June 9, 2011

    i said "a little off the top" not "a little off the cock"

    +0
 
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