What the fuck kind of bug is this?

Where can I find a colony of these horrible lil shits? I need about a hundred of these to throw in my ex-wifes car. But seriously, what the fuck is this thing? Any info would be appreciated....

25 Comments
  • killtacular June 11, 2011

    This is a Giant Water Bug, and it is something of an anomaly in the insect world in that the male of the species cares for the eggs, which are cemented by the female onto the back of the male. The most commonly encountered Giant Water Bugs are the Toe-Biters in the genus Lethocerus, but that genus does not exhibit this paternal care. Two other genera, Abedus and Belostoma, are both found in California, and they both exhibit paternal care of the eggs.

    +35
  • rockinron June 11, 2011

    ^ wow steven hawkin is a member of crazy shit!! can i have your autograph?

    +14
  • rockinron June 11, 2011

    its a new kind of crotch critter, only found on crazyshit members crotchs. its named crazyshitous memborous

    +7
  • etdaddy June 11, 2011

    ^^^ good one

    +0
  • two-hats June 11, 2011

    Looks like a nail brush.

    +2
  • spaulding June 11, 2011

    Looks like something big talk picks out of his hair.

    +11
  • ohwickedwendi June 11, 2011

    I don't care what kind of bug it is, if it gets close to me, it'll wind up being a dead bug.

    +10
  • hoplite June 11, 2011

    It is a water bug of some sort. Google images says so.

    +1
  • marcodufour June 11, 2011

    Well as it looks like a clit stimulator, i would say if it was a sweet, it would be a ` Cliterus Allsorts`

    +5
  • clrz1000 June 11, 2011

    must be a lazyous nigger-a-matous bug cause the female pawned off the eggs to the daddy! But wait, If this is true than the daddy's got to find the grandparent's to drop the babies off for them to raise.

    +1
  • topdawgwl June 11, 2011

    its a parasite infested roach.......seriously

    -4
  • lordan June 11, 2011

    It's black so i don't care what it is i don't like it

    +6
  • karlpilkington June 11, 2011

    thats a june bug 2011 stylye, after chillin by that melt down in japan

    +3
  • tinaroxx June 11, 2011

    Never seen it before, but I'm pretty sure it has herpes on it's head.

    +4
  • boknowsyourmom June 11, 2011

    haha waterbugs are pussy whipped

    +4
  • boredshitless June 11, 2011

    i dont know but it looks american.

    +1
  • thederp June 11, 2011

    i don't know what the hell it is but i'm quite sure that the japs would probably eat the crazy critter up.

    +3
  • invisus June 11, 2011

    Asians would either eat or fuck. But only if it is endangered...

    +3
  • lightsmoke June 11, 2011

    Looks like the guy pushed his finger on its back befor he took the pic.

    +1
  • boofano June 11, 2011

    it came out of your ass wendy

    +0
  • fiercepierce June 11, 2011

    During a meth induced haze boofano thought he was with you sexually wendi, and that the bug transferred from him to you. You know how meth heads are, just as fucked up in the head as crack addicts.

    +0
  • nh3kid June 12, 2011

    Plorawhatdafucisdatis. Found in the back woods of Bum Fuck Delaware

    +0
  • coonboy June 12, 2011

    Georgia panty cricket, seen it hundreds of times. Rub red clay on it and it breaks out into an Alan Jackson song.

    +1
  • goodbye June 12, 2011

    It's a fucked up frog

    -2
  • island_mon June 12, 2011

    Laughin my fuckin ass off at Rockimon. You're one funny fucker sometimes..lololol

    -1
 
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