I Think He's Been Dead A While

I'm guessing an open casket funeral is out of the question for this guy. He looks like some kind of pregnant amphibian man, and I bet he smells worse than this chick's underwear. I wonder if his belly would explode if you kicked it real hard.

38 Comments
  • massiveballs June 15, 2011

    Don’t make me angry,.. you won’t like my smell when I’m angry

    +8
  • burp June 15, 2011

    Next on FOX 21...When Alien Anal Probes Go Bad.

    -1
  • hammerdown June 15, 2011

    pop that fucker

    +3
  • willylickaball June 15, 2011

    This is why it is so importaint to have a good "healthy" shit everyday and never hold in a fart.

    +5
  • thunderbutt June 15, 2011

    get the cables, this one needs a jump

    +2
  • keymaster June 15, 2011

    Who would have thought that a nose bleed could do that??

    +1
  • injun June 15, 2011

    WOW ! This smell-avision app really works ! COOL!

    -1
  • boobles June 15, 2011

    Lord have fucking mercy - those sheets are nasty!

    +5
  • coonboy June 15, 2011

    Terrible tatoo job.

    +1
  • 2indastink June 15, 2011

    Shrek part V

    +9
  • onemoretime June 15, 2011

    hahaha Shrek... ^

    +5
  • bigtalk June 15, 2011

    time to throw out the white trash

    -10
  • ghosthunter June 15, 2011

    Pop it I dare you!!!

    +3
  • boredshitless June 15, 2011

    i got nothing, 2 inda nailed this one

    +1
  • shit4brains June 15, 2011

    Actually the coroner will insert a stainless steel tube into his gut to purge the gas and liquid from him so he don't explode in transit

    +2
  • hoplite June 15, 2011

    Who does the hair belong to in the first pic? Left arm pit.

    -2
  • island_mon June 15, 2011

    I've seen my share of this kinda stuff over the years. When I can hear flies buzzin from the inside the door I know I'm in for a nose treat.

    +3
  • larbob June 15, 2011

    of course he's been dead a long time. i saw this picture 6 months ago.

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi June 15, 2011

    I've heard of a penile erection at the time of death, but never a stomach erection.

    +4
  • carinya June 15, 2011

    looks like the evil queen from that mermaid movie

    +1
  • in_ur_skin June 15, 2011

    the paramedic is asking him if he ok

    +3
  • spinal-tap June 15, 2011

    He opens his eyes and says BOO.

    +0
  • prick June 15, 2011

    He's not dead. He just had too many Budweisers. I've looked like that many a night. Just let him sleep for a few more hours and he'll be good as new.

    +3
  • d90girl June 15, 2011

    Casey Anthony's EX roommate !

    +7
  • tat2d_soldier June 15, 2011

    where are they now? The Blue Man Group

    +1
  • rodgtard June 15, 2011

    There is no way you can move him without him deflating.

    +4
  • azzholee June 16, 2011

    he is pregnant

    -2
  • bite-me71 June 16, 2011

    Frogman!!!

    -2
  • honkie365 June 16, 2011

    That's bigtalks daddy. Hey bigtalk..it looks like one of your 'brothers' is getting ready to pick his pocket...better get there fast.

    +2
  • fiercepierce June 16, 2011

    OH damn it ta hell, I's told uncle Silas not ta eat dem pop rawks whilst drinkin da Diet Pepsi. Now looks at da damn fool, he's all blowed up and looking like that there feller Bigtalk.

    +0
  • english666 June 16, 2011

    he's having twins.

    -1
  • picklepuff June 16, 2011

    I bet he smells almost as bad as bigtalks mommas pussy

    +5
  • nh3kid June 16, 2011

    looks like Batmans new arch enemy ! Mellon Man!!

    +1
  • thederp June 16, 2011

    he told me that he felt bloated the other day... but i had no idea.

    +2
  • etdaddy June 17, 2011

    Wabba the plump

    +0
  • metalmaniac907 August 1, 2011

    honest question, is that the result of a heart attack?

    +0
  • l25 October 25, 2013

    For me it looks like Hulk in a stadium of calm down...

    +0
  • fudgefluffs December 3, 2014

    Is that John Goodman?

    +0
 
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