He's Still Got A Thumb

What the fuck happened to this guy? He's got half a lobster claw now. I hope for his sake that wasn't his jack off hand. But then again, if he does have to switch hands, for the first few months it will feel like a whole new experience. You always have to look at the bright side of things.

28 Comments
  • keymaster June 17, 2011

    Hey great picture...give the man a hand

    +2
  • gurtman23 June 17, 2011

    if he cant jack off he could always shove that thumb up his ass.

    +0
  • spaulding June 17, 2011

    Now I want a McRib sammich. MMM.

    +3
  • boknowsyourmom June 17, 2011

    i hope thats his left hand

    +1
  • burp June 17, 2011

    DAMN !!! He must have fist fucked ole red headed Ginger.

    +2
  • tat2d_soldier June 17, 2011

    at least he will be able to hitch a ride home from the hospital

    +5
  • boredshitless June 17, 2011

    it will eventually satisfy some ugly ginger im sure!

    +4
  • pizzapie June 17, 2011

    This reminds me, it's lunch time

    +0
  • willylickaball June 17, 2011

    I have to hand it to this guy..................................Because he can't pick it up himself

    +1
  • crazyportugese June 17, 2011

    tumbs up for this pic

    +1
  • hoplite June 17, 2011

    Atleast he can still hitchhike.

    -2
  • sactownryder June 17, 2011

    Chuck Norris high five

    +3
  • english666 June 17, 2011

    Nasty

    -1
  • oicu8abullet June 17, 2011

    Drinking and wood working don't mix.

    +1
  • rockinron June 17, 2011

    how many fingers am i holding up? ...........none its a thumb

    -1
  • rockinron June 17, 2011

    well after he heals he should be in high demand by all the women for fisting!!

    -1
  • rodgtard June 17, 2011

    I guess i shouldnt have held on to that M-80 :(

    +3
  • yeayeayea June 17, 2011

    Furious fapping gone terribly wrong.

    +1
  • rjmacario June 17, 2011

    I wonder if his dick blew up too.

    +1
  • u-235 June 17, 2011

    It'll make fisting easier.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi June 17, 2011

    He sure had one helluva thick ass thumb....I wonder what all his other fingers looked like.

    +0
  • prick June 17, 2011

    That is exactly why sharks shouldn't be used in the petting zoo!!

    +1
  • downunder69 June 17, 2011

    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U SHAKE THE HAND OF CHUCK NORRIS

    +1
  • fiercepierce June 18, 2011

    Oooops, it is his right hand. Bummer dude, you are going to be a lonely guy for a while.

    +0
  • thederp June 18, 2011

    this is pure vatican propaganda. it's a poster for their new anti-masturbation campaign. but i'm a buddhist... *fap fap fap*

    +0
  • wulberdee June 18, 2011

    DIP IT IN SALT WATER AND IT WILL BE OKAY

    +1
  • carinya June 19, 2011

    sting? you got no idea

    +0
  • mylarjorgen June 27, 2011

    Doctor Zoidberg?

    +0
 
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