Can Mr. Miyagi Get Some?

Aww shit, Mr. Miyagi is a mother fucking pimp! He rolls up in the club, snatches a few flies with his chop sticks, does a couple crane kicks on the dance floor, and the sluts come flocking to him. It's time to do a little wax on, wax off on that ass!

24 Comments
  • zahnfee June 20, 2011

    Dont forget... two in the pink and one in the stink.

    +5
  • hammerdown June 20, 2011

    oh daniel son booty over here not over there

    +0
  • chargers June 20, 2011

    Hes got his hooks in ad not going to let go.

    -1
  • killkenny June 20, 2011

    That's not how you do the Crane Kick.

    +4
  • coonboy June 20, 2011

    Mr. Miyagi have full blown hard on, make pants tight like nun pussy.

    +3
  • lordan June 20, 2011

    ME love you two long time

    +3
  • buddman420 June 20, 2011

    you learn well young grasshopper, now bring me those roofies and lets get the fuck outta here.

    +2
  • 2indastink June 20, 2011

    stick your 1 inch penis up them sluts, you fucking pedo cunt.

    +4
  • yeayeayea June 20, 2011

    "Come and get you powdered cum bitches"

    +1
  • lenny9651 June 20, 2011

    that's probably going to kill him, but what a way to go

    -1
  • willylickaball June 20, 2011

    He sure knows how to show the grandkids a good time

    +3
  • hoplite June 20, 2011

    This is how I want to die

    +0
  • fiercepierce June 20, 2011

    Mr. Miyagi is saying: "You show me wax on, You show me wax off. I show you two how I like you to make my sammiches."

    +0
  • boredshitless June 20, 2011

    they're waxing on, but im sure he's done waxed off!

    +0
  • bigtalk June 20, 2011

    yes all white girls are that easy

    -7
  • fiercepierce June 20, 2011

    ^^bigtalk^^ you only wish white girls are easier than black gorilla bitches

    +4
  • viol8or June 20, 2011

    Wack on wack off.

    +0
  • rockinron June 20, 2011

    "i am karate master i teach you doggystyle from the island of st bernard!"

    -1
  • mccracken June 20, 2011

    YOUR MY BOY BLUE!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi June 20, 2011

    Wow--that's a great tattoo.

    +0
  • prick June 20, 2011

    That's no way to party with your granddaughters. A little creepy really.

    +0
  • d90girl June 20, 2011

    awww, look at papa gettn' down !!!! good for him.

    +1
  • thederp June 21, 2011

    too bad his senility won't allow him to remember any of this an hour later. =(

    +1
  • sporto June 21, 2011

    Relax....that's Wilfred Brimley helping them test their blood sugar with his fingers!!

    +0
 
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