Would You Hit It? Smiley Samantha

Oh yeah, she's got a purty mouth, some big saggy titties, and all the makings of a good white trash meth hooker. I know you want a piece. Maybe pass on the blowjob, otherwise you might risk getting gingivitis on your cock. I take that back. Fuck her mouth like it's a pussy.

53 Comments
  • t0mmy June 21, 2011

    it looks like gollum from lord of the rings with tits

    +10
  • keymaster June 21, 2011

    probably

    +0
  • zmolez June 21, 2011

    Only in her tasty cornhole.....not

    +1
  • lenny9651 June 21, 2011

    i was expecting a picture of a woman, why did you post a picture of an albino walrus?

    +1
  • hammerdown June 21, 2011

    aint puttin my dick no where near that she could eat a ear of corn thru a picket fence

    +4
  • thundermug June 21, 2011

    Carrot Top sure let himself go.

    +1
  • tastycake June 21, 2011

    You guys set your standards way too high those boobs are perfect. I would motorboat them juggies all night.

    +7
  • rockinron June 21, 2011

    tastycake must be an escapee from a mental institution, who wants to share the reward for catching him with me.

    -6
  • tastycake June 21, 2011

    then i guess im nuts rockinron but them boobies are awesome

    +4
  • boredshitless June 21, 2011

    id hit it! but i need a paper bag from the liquor store first!

    +4
  • azzholee June 21, 2011

    your wife looks weird adam

    +3
  • format187 June 21, 2011

    Fuggit..... why not

    +0
  • bigtalk June 21, 2011

    what you see here is a rare photo of your typical north american inbreed swine in there natural habitat a trailer home

    -6
  • jaton June 21, 2011

    I wouldn't hit it, but I'd use her teeth as a wicked bottle opener

    +10
  • island_mon June 21, 2011

    She used to be somebody's baby once upon a time ina galaxy far, far away.

    +1
  • talent June 21, 2011

    hmmm she missing teeth so it already looks like someone has hit it..what do u say to a woman who has 2 black eyes? nothing she has already been told twice!

    +0
  • hoplite June 21, 2011

    Clown Tits

    +0
  • bloodfrozen1 June 21, 2011

    can she make a sammich??

    +0
  • viol8or June 21, 2011

    I'd hit it......... with dental insurance.

    +2
  • captjim June 21, 2011

    Of course I would

    +0
  • boppalilbit June 21, 2011

    Hell yeah I would shes rich! See the tag still on the $3.00 shades brand spanking new baby!

    +0
  • oicu8abullet June 21, 2011

    I don't think I can. She doesn't have a lower torso.

    +1
  • mccracken June 21, 2011

    I would fuck her all night...I love boobs...those things would be fun to watch, fuck, suck - come on, those of you who have a perfect 10 at home cast the first stone!

    +1
  • wickedmule June 21, 2011

    Horse teeth and cow udders

    +2
  • jctbay June 21, 2011

    ok, that big gap between the corner of her smile and the 3rd tooth to the right. i'd try some shit like that.

    +3
  • buddman420 June 21, 2011

    sandbags and fucked up teeth are my kinda thing..

    +0
  • in_ur_skin June 21, 2011

    she's a beauty queen compared to some of the chicks i've seen on here. so hell yeah.

    +1
  • ghosthunter June 21, 2011

    I wouldn't fuck her with adams dick and Jay pushing!

    +1
  • ihavenosoul June 21, 2011

    ummm...maybe if i throw a tarp over her and cut a hole in it.

    +0
  • petekelly June 21, 2011

    I post a picture of my woman, and all you fuck boys can do is cut her down. Sure, there's a little tooth-drag on the crank, and I damn near smother every night, but fuck, what is love?

    +2
  • suckitbitches June 21, 2011

    In the mouth, with a sledge hammer so the snaggle teeth wouldn't tear up my cock.

    +1
  • faceman June 21, 2011

    I just threw up im my mouth a little

    +0
  • picklehiesner June 21, 2011

    give her a carrot and a sugar cube and get her back to the barn

    +4
  • dennis9966 June 21, 2011

    Hell yeah I would hit it so hard from behind her tits would smack her in the face

    +2
  • thederp June 21, 2011

    prolly... hell, with enough beer and cigarettes a man could do anything.

    +1
  • prick June 21, 2011

    Why would I hit that?? I think someone already has hit that....with a dump-truck!

    +0
  • jgimages June 21, 2011

    i'm with bigtalk.......typical mid-america soccer mom.....

    -1
  • stinkpalm June 22, 2011

    holy shit im not kidding thats my old nieghbor! i moved 2 months ago!

    -2
  • hoplite June 22, 2011

    ^ Did you "Hit It?"

    +0
  • fiercepierce June 22, 2011

    ^^bigtalk and jgimages^^ Just because she called both of you nigger, does not mean you have to bad mouth her. Remember she is a woman of class compared to you two upright walking gorillas.

    +1
  • fiercepierce June 22, 2011

    Oh yeah! Yes, I would fuck her all night long, because we all know she would never be with the likes of bigtalk, crackerkiller, or jgimages.

    +1
  • hellonmexico June 22, 2011

    Why do i wanna hit a fucking HORSE?

    -1
  • rodgtard June 22, 2011

    jgimages, whats up? did you buy platform shoes yet?

    +0
  • rodgtard June 22, 2011

    I would use this bitch as a garden weasel.

    +0
  • sicasso June 22, 2011

    Lets see you take that home to meet mom and dad !!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 22, 2011

    Bubba says you got a purdy mouth.

    +1
  • immanuelkunt June 22, 2011

    I'd fuck'er with Jay's little nano dick.

    +1
  • toreador June 22, 2011

    I bet it would feel good to stick it right onto her gums behind her top teeth.

    +0
  • cthulu June 22, 2011

    this is why muslim men put burkas on their bitches. Gimme a bed sheet and now we're talkin

    +1
  • hardhead June 23, 2011

    WOAH HOLY SHIT !!! Oh ok, whew, I thought that was Sloth...the fucked up dude from the Goonies !

    +0
  • etdaddy June 23, 2011

    FUCK YEA as long as she doesn't give head

    +0
  • petitexviolent June 23, 2011

    you're confused, jay. she's wayyy too fat to be doin meth. in fact, with a body like that, i think she SHOULD be using meth.

    +0
  • spamalot June 25, 2011

    yes i would hit that... with alot of things

    +0
 
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