Please Don't Disturb Her

You are witnessing a once in a lifetime event. The rarely sighted black whale has beached herself inland. The journey has completely exhausted her, so she will rest for the next 20 hours or so, in which time, several males will mate with her. When she awakes, she will visit McDonald's for some much needed nourishment, and then return to the ocean, never to be seen by the human eye again.

35 Comments
  • spaulding June 22, 2011

    The city's new park benches are soft, and nice to sit on.

    +6
  • joseffritz June 22, 2011

    did she just shit out a suitcase?

    +5
  • coonboy June 22, 2011

    Home Sweet Home.

    +10
  • rodgtard June 22, 2011

    Typical Obama supporter

    +8
  • hammerdown June 22, 2011

    That suitcase may have wheels but that dont mean your big ass can ride it

    +4
  • cthulu June 22, 2011

    For the love of god dont entice her with KFC or grape soda

    +7
  • rockinron June 22, 2011

    this is one homeless person that knows where all the good resturant dumpsters are!!

    +2
  • mikem1919 June 22, 2011

    My vagina ain't handicapped, try to find it.

    +5
  • burp June 22, 2011

    The sad results of a fried chicken and watermelon overdose.

    +10
  • hoplite June 22, 2011

    she has a 40lb. vagina.

    +4
  • detroitleanin June 22, 2011

    Looks like michelle obama is exhausted from her latest vacation

    +3
  • lenny9651 June 22, 2011

    you know your fat when you have to sew your own clothes because nothing in the store will fit you

    +3
  • martyboy June 22, 2011

    I've heard about these fuckers. they get all uptight about "civil rights".

    +6
  • oicu8abullet June 22, 2011

    Just moments after laying it's eggs at the door of the welfare office.

    +7
  • gore-slash June 22, 2011

    it's going to take a lot of maggots to make that beast disintegrate. quick somebody help prescious up

    +2
  • dazzza June 22, 2011

    Would you! disturb it..?

    +1
  • boredshitless June 22, 2011

    precious should never run and eat fried chicken... i bet she sounds like and audience clapping while she's jogging!

    +3
  • shit4brains June 22, 2011

    The fat bitch got hit by a car and the unlucky owner of that suitcase is under her

    +2
  • pep June 22, 2011

    A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED!

    +5
  • pizzapie June 22, 2011

    Too bad nobody wants to rape it

    +3
  • lenny9651 June 22, 2011

    gravity is kicking her ass

    +5
  • bigtalk June 22, 2011

    what is that an elephant turd

    +3
  • honkie365 June 22, 2011

    No bigtalk..that's your mom..

    +6
  • sicasso June 22, 2011

    This is why there's a food shortage in the world !

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi June 22, 2011

    Yes...it can be exhausting to pick up your monthly welfare check and food stamps.

    +7
  • ghosthunter June 22, 2011

    I guess you can O.D. on fried chicken.

    +3
  • icyjas June 22, 2011

    Chocolate cow tipping?

    +3
  • petekelly June 22, 2011

    YOU RACIST SHITS! This woman is a brain surgeon who carries her shit with her at all times. She just performed 22 operations to separate a niglet from a chiclet. You should all be ashamed.

    +3
  • pacific June 22, 2011

    She don't need to cross her legs too, you can't even see it.

    +2
  • sactownryder June 23, 2011

    This is that movie "Precious II" Search of Manhattan park KFC

    +3
  • fiercepierce June 23, 2011

    Crackerkiller's baby momma.

    +2
  • buddman420 June 23, 2011

    mam, you cant park your van in the damn park!

    +1
  • sactownryder June 23, 2011

    Some big ass ball shorts

    +1
  • thederp June 24, 2011

    you gotta treat these types with thee old 'carrot on a stick' method to get'em movin'. but in this instance, i would suggest you replace a carrot with a bucket of- you guessed it.

    +2
  • disoriented74 November 10, 2011

    she's so hot wearing those damn ugg boots that she needs a time out

    +0
 
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