The Chainsaw Cowboy

Do you have anything that needs to be cut? The Chainsaw Cowboy is happy to help you with it. And he'll do it naked, free of charge. Well, almost naked, because he never takes his boots off. You can watch his long, beautiful hair blow in the wind as he handles his manly chainsaw.

42 Comments
  • hammerdown June 30, 2011

    bout time for a hair cut

    -1
  • coonboy June 30, 2011

    I could only wish his hair would get caught in the chain, then cut his dick off on the way down.

    +5
  • killkenny June 30, 2011

    He's got quite a tool there.

    +4
  • rodeye2 June 30, 2011

    I'm never going to look at my chainsaw the same way,thanks Adam.

    +0
  • scdtrd June 30, 2011

    What the fuck is exactly going on here?

    +0
  • zombiefreeak21 June 30, 2011

    im a luberjack and im ok wear cowboy boots and be super gay

    +1
  • spaulding June 30, 2011

    I see a dick mutilation video starring this dude in the near future.

    +1
  • ezileeoffended June 30, 2011

    o.k. i give up ... bigtalk, you win on this one

    +3
  • ezileeoffended June 30, 2011

    ^ I'll just sit back shut the fuck up and quietly await your comment

    +2
  • boredshitless June 30, 2011

    that gives a whole new meaning to the term lead head!

    +0
  • boredshitless June 30, 2011

    he needs the chainsaw for his wood cause he sure as hell aint got any now!

    +0
  • willylickaball June 30, 2011

    Adam You really looked at 77 pictures of naked dudes showing their tools before you finally found one you liked?

    +4
  • bigtalk June 30, 2011

    white boys always compensating

    -12
  • feircepierce June 30, 2011

    I bet his girlfriend is black

    +5
  • critterbug June 30, 2011

    Note: The mirror lipstick message. Looks like "Rock Me Roll Me Jackyl Me Off!!" This must be a younger pic of Jessie James Dupree of the rock band Jackyl.

    +3
  • rjmacario June 30, 2011

    Might be interesting if he chop his dick off with a chainsaw.

    +1
  • rodgtard June 30, 2011

    critterbug, Jeese James DuPree would take the chainsaw from this fag and analy abuse him with it floored!

    +1
  • pizzapie June 30, 2011

    he's so photogenic

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi June 30, 2011

    Hey Frankie--you know that naked dream you always have?? This isn't a dream, now put some clothes on, you freak.

    +0
  • island_mon June 30, 2011

    from the secret Ted Nugent files perhaps ?

    -2
  • lenny9651 June 30, 2011

    NEVER EVER USE POWER TOOLS NAKED!!

    +1
  • picklepuff June 30, 2011

    ^never fry bacon naked either!

    +2
  • dboig June 30, 2011

    the naked cowboys cousin escaped from the asylum

    +0
  • anomalous June 30, 2011

    @ picklepuff Fuck off, that's the best part of breakfast!!

    +1
  • boppalilbit June 30, 2011

    he cant believe its not butter.... good thing he has a modern chainsaw cuz his pussy ass couldnt hold up a real one

    +0
  • wulberdee June 30, 2011

    TURN THE FUCKING THING ON!! YA PUSSY..

    +0
  • scooterrat June 30, 2011

    Nice spurs

    +0
  • slymensterhy June 30, 2011

    JESSE JAMES DUPREE.....AKA..THE SINGER OF THE METAL BAND...JACKYL...HIT SONG---THE LUMBERJACK

    +0
  • rockinron June 30, 2011

    well this proves it everything in texas is bigger...even fucktards with little dicks like this asshole!!

    -2
  • spinal-tap June 30, 2011

    Chainsaw charlie knows.

    +0
  • thederp June 30, 2011

    so the chainsaw says to the guy with the little dick "hey, bud... you looked a little stumped. was it something i did?"

    +0
  • prick June 30, 2011

    I hope his hair gets tangled in the blade while it's running. Then he loses control of the saw and it cuts his dick off...then he falls on the floor and the saw slices his throat open.

    +0
  • anrconvert June 30, 2011

    I don't know what's more bizarre; the fact he took this pic or the fact someone out there wanted it.

    +0
  • fiercepierce July 1, 2011

    HE IS GAY

    +0
  • harleybitch July 1, 2011

    Texas chainsaw massacre meets brokeback mountain

    +0
  • cocopp88 July 1, 2011

    Bigtalks kryptonite. Long blonde hair and pink nipples right. Haha homo

    +2
  • asstro July 1, 2011

    Nice saw, they got some balls when it's time to cut some wood. More than i can say for him.

    +0
  • ezileeoffended July 1, 2011

    ^ yur nipple looks like its tummy hurts

    +0
  • etdaddy July 1, 2011

    hillbilly circumcision r us

    +0
  • burp July 1, 2011

    @BigTalk....you are just pissed your welfare check won't let you over compensate for that grub worm that you have.

    +1
  • d90girl July 2, 2011

    Yep...I need some Yard work done...someone trim my bush please !!!!!!

    +1
  • nh3kid July 4, 2011

    WTF?

    +0
 
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