Hand Mangled To Shit

Damn, what the hell happened to him? He's going to have a Skelator hand. Jacking off may be a little painful, but at least he'll have something bad ass and original to scared all the kids with on Halloween.

26 Comments
  • hoplite July 3, 2011

    Got to hand it to him, he sure has a grip on life.

    +1
  • keymaster July 3, 2011

    Beware the claw THE CLAWWWW

    +4
  • hoplite July 3, 2011

    Looks like he fingered Sarah Palin

    -5
  • in_ur_skin July 3, 2011

    i bet that shit don't hurt.

    -4
  • lenny9651 July 3, 2011

    thats why god gave you two

    +3
  • sikamikanico69 July 3, 2011

    its all right, i use my left hand to jack-off now too. -not because i mangled my right hand, but because my left arm is so weak it feels like a girl is beating me off.

    +6
  • lenny9651 July 3, 2011

    at least he can still hitch hike

    +3
  • boredshitless July 3, 2011

    too bad he didnt put his head in the wood chipper... dumbass!

    +1
  • zahnfee July 3, 2011

    so now that´s how Skelletor is born.. hmm

    +0
  • onebad02ta July 3, 2011

    Look ma no skin

    +0
  • rockinron July 3, 2011

    "dude i bet ya $1 you won't hold that m-100 in your hand and light it!"

    -1
  • buttdarts July 3, 2011

    Doesn't look like a white guy, so ya know he didn't get hurt at work.

    +4
  • anon818 July 3, 2011

    all that and hes still flippin someone off

    +0
  • rodgtard July 3, 2011

    rockinron, here's your dollar.

    +0
  • dozer67 July 3, 2011

    see that's what my hot dogs are made of

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 3, 2011

    More fireworks, anyone?

    +0
  • lenny9651 July 3, 2011

    happy 4th of july dumbass

    +1
  • d90girl July 3, 2011

    I told you to quit poking me !!

    +1
  • fiercepierce July 3, 2011

    Dayum no more hi fives, or low fives for you - ever.

    +0
  • thederp July 4, 2011

    dumbass prolly chucked the pin and held the grenade.

    +0
  • fiercepierce July 4, 2011

    You will go around asking people to slip you some skin, but no one will want to.

    +0
  • fiercepierce July 4, 2011

    No more asking people to pull your finger, so you can fart, either.

    +0
  • wackinisgood July 4, 2011

    at least he can get that job as the crypt keeper

    +0
  • wulberdee July 4, 2011

    A WEE DROP SALT ON THAT SIR??

    +0
  • pizzapie July 4, 2011

    I guess my day wasn't so bad after all

    +1
  • etdaddy July 5, 2011

    doc i get this funny feeling when i do this

    +0
 
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