Watch Out For Those Falling Trees

Damn, you're not even safe chilling on the steps in front of your apartment anymore. You got drunk drivers crashing into trees and crushing your ass. It looks like she has some potential to be a hottie too. Why can't it be the fat girls this happens to? Life just isn't fair.

27 Comments
  • boobles July 7, 2011

    women drivers.....

    +3
  • boobles July 7, 2011

    ^^^ apart from me, of course...

    +5
  • pizzapie July 7, 2011

    karma strikes again

    +0
  • zmolez July 7, 2011

    TIMBER!!!

    +0
  • bigtalk July 7, 2011

    fuck it still pull a little to the right

    -8
  • oldunclejohn July 7, 2011

    See this is what.you get when you exercise outside.

    -1
  • dozer67 July 7, 2011

    didn't she move when she saw the car? Prolly texting on her cell.

    +0
  • sactownryder July 7, 2011

    Fuckin spilled my drink again!

    +0
  • killkenny July 7, 2011

    Not the kind of wood she had in mind.... until now.

    +1
  • lordan July 7, 2011

    She is so embarrassed she has to hide under the plastic

    +0
  • rockinron July 7, 2011

    good news and bad news sir, good news is the dead tree you wanted removed is no longer there, bad news is your wife had a front row seat to the tree's demise.

    +0
  • dozer67 July 7, 2011

    she was giving him directions

    +2
  • boredshitless July 7, 2011

    shortly after the cops went to the bar got drunk and drove home.

    +0
  • boppalilbit July 7, 2011

    you sit on the stairs and time how fast I go by k

    +0
  • petekelly July 7, 2011

    Next time my wife tells me to put the wood to her, I might be confused.

    +0
  • wolfmanradio July 7, 2011

    HEY! Look out for that.......too late.

    +0
  • stevenh915 July 7, 2011

    (satnav) go to the end of the road then turn right, then right again, speed up until you see a tree on your right then u are at your destination.

    CRASSSHHHH!

    (satnav) oh come on ! surly you dont expect me to tell you when to brake aswell !

    +0
  • mccracken July 7, 2011

    shitty...

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 7, 2011

    Dibs on the sandals.

    +0
  • hammerdown July 7, 2011

    there's a red robin

    +1
  • thederp July 7, 2011

    that's no way to extend the olive branch.

    +0
  • honkie365 July 7, 2011

    Must have been a black driver...machinery confuses them.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi July 8, 2011

    @hammerdown: Yummmmm

    +0
  • fiercepierce July 8, 2011

    The driver was Sheneneanea, bigtalk's sister, she was applying her "Lees Press-on nails" because she had a hot date lined up by her pimp, I mean her grandma.

    +0
  • killtacular July 8, 2011

    Why isn't that Casey fuckin' Anthony under that tarp? Goddamnit, Karma. You keep fuckin' up the wrong people!

    +1
  • wulberdee July 9, 2011

    what a nice peace of parking

    +0
  • mylarjorgen September 5, 2011

    Killed by a tree but no-one has admitted planting it.

    +0
 
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