Fear And Respect The Mighty Escalator

Escalators are super complicated to ride. You stand on it, it takes you up or down, and then you step off of it. That's a lot for someone remember and perform correctly. This is what people get for being lazy and not taking the stairs.

  • jaton July 14, 2011

    I saw the strangest thing in the mall : A concrete escalator. It wasn't working though.

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  • suckiteasy July 14, 2011

    Incompetent fucks

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  • nbdj July 14, 2011

    i thought every asian was taught martial arts in school, that elevator must have some good moves!

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  • coonboy July 14, 2011

    Chinese Cheese Grater

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  • spaulding July 14, 2011

    They're all Asians. What more needs to be said?

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  •   killkenny July 14, 2011

    For 50 internet points: How low does your IQ have to be to have an accident on an escalator?

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  • suckiteasy July 14, 2011

    ^^^ ummm.... Asian?

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  • judasz July 14, 2011

    It be funnier if there was Video!

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  • dumbgreenhorn July 14, 2011

    Thats why theres height limits on certain rides, dumb chinos

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  • littletalk July 14, 2011

    nothing to see here people just bigtalks fat momma leaned a lil backwards while riding an escalator

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  •   kane July 14, 2011

    I was just thinking the same thing, Killkenny. Cant fix stupid. What's I do find odd though, is the fact people are standing around, and a couple are even trying to help. Today, motherfuckers will walk right over you and not think twice.

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  • lordan July 14, 2011

    Law of gravity what goes up must come down

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  • fiercepierce July 14, 2011

    Now these Asians know what the true meaning of eating shit is, maybe now these Asians will stop eating their poo poo.

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  • oicu8abullet July 14, 2011

    They should have never recycled Mecha-Godzilla into an escalator.

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  • danalan666 July 14, 2011

    I no longer fear China having nuclear weapons because their incompetency assures me they will indeed blow themselves the fuck up.

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  • jctbay July 14, 2011

    there was a major malfunction which caused the escalator to jolt and/or reverse direction causing a teenage china dude to fall and then get crushed by the rest of the falling people on the escalator ahead of him.

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  •   rodgtard July 14, 2011

    Poor pic to comment on. Adam FAILS.

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  • anomalous July 14, 2011

    Don't text and escalate.

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  • boredshitless July 14, 2011

    they're all asian... the safety precautions were not printed on toilet paper.

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  • stevenh915 July 14, 2011

    these kinds of things are getting more common, you could almost say that they are escalating.

    and for my next joke i will require skyler blue to step into this meat grinder and i will make him vanish before your very eyes! well vanish into a gut riddened eyeball strewn paste . its a win win situation !

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  • sactownryder July 14, 2011

    Someone put shit on the handrail

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  • bigtalk July 14, 2011

    its amazing how asians can build things but dont have a clue on how to operate them

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  • invisus July 14, 2011

    Probably some fuck-tard planking that started it.

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  • ohwickedwendi July 14, 2011

    Oil on the escalator never gets old.

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  • dkaope8 July 14, 2011

    the mall cop on the second picture is pointing and laughing

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  •   rockinron July 14, 2011


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  •   rockinron July 14, 2011

    this is what happens when a black guys on an escalator and they anounce a watermelon sale on the bottom level.

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  • shazycrit July 14, 2011

    MOM!!!!! rockinron is telling on people. You always told me it was a pussy ass bitch thing to tell on people. Hey mom, does that mean rockinron is a pussy ass bitch?

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  • honkie365 July 14, 2011

    Bigtalk...at least Asians can build things. What has the black man ever built?

    I'll give you a hint...turning a suburb into a ghetto doesn't count.

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  • buttdarts July 14, 2011

    Even a broken escalator still works as stairs.

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  •   rockinron July 14, 2011

    shazycrit, no, buty i could be your daddy , i used to fuck buffalo's like your mom all the time.and where's my fuckin fathers day gift your late by damn near a month ya ungrateful waste of my cum!

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  • killtacular July 15, 2011

    HOnkie365: It was a black man named John Burr who invented the Lawn Mower.

    Lewis Latimer invented the carbon filament in light bulbs.

    George Washington Carver created peanut butter and over a hundred other everyday useful items.

    Garrett Morgan invented the gas mask and the first traffic signal.

    Otis Boykin invented many of the control mechanisms for missiles and pacemaker.

    Dr. Patricia E. Bath created a method of eye surgery that helped many, many blind people to see again.

    Lonnie G. Johnson invented the Super Soaker.

    I love how ignorant and bigoted my fellow Caucasians can be. /sarcasm

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  • oicu8abullet July 15, 2011

    ^^Do your research. Almost none of that is true.

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  • killtacular July 15, 2011

    I've done my research, School is good for you. Maybe you aught to go. Lord only knows you could use an edumacation.

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  • judasz July 15, 2011

    Would you People just SHUT THE FUCK UP and comment on the pictures? You're All Fucking Niggers. You know who you are.

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  • mrratty July 15, 2011

    @boredshitless, since when do asians use TP? I thought it was always thier mouth or hand

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