Fear And Respect The Mighty Escalator

I saw the strangest thing in the mall : A concrete escalator. It wasn't working though.

Incompetent fucks

i thought every asian was taught martial arts in school, that elevator must have some good moves!

Chinese Cheese Grater

They're all Asians. What more needs to be said?

For 50 internet points: How low does your IQ have to be to have an accident on an escalator?

^^^ ummm.... Asian?

It be funnier if there was Video!

Thats why theres height limits on certain rides, dumb chinos

nothing to see here people just bigtalks fat momma leaned a lil backwards while riding an escalator

I was just thinking the same thing, Killkenny. Cant fix stupid. What's I do find odd though, is the fact people are standing around, and a couple are even trying to help. Today, motherfuckers will walk right over you and not think twice.

Law of gravity what goes up must come down

Now these Asians know what the true meaning of eating shit is, maybe now these Asians will stop eating their poo poo.

They should have never recycled Mecha-Godzilla into an escalator.

I no longer fear China having nuclear weapons because their incompetency assures me they will indeed blow themselves the fuck up.

there was a major malfunction which caused the escalator to jolt and/or reverse direction causing a teenage china dude to fall and then get crushed by the rest of the falling people on the escalator ahead of him.

Poor pic to comment on. Adam FAILS.

Don't text and escalate.

they're all asian... the safety precautions were not printed on toilet paper.

these kinds of things are getting more common, you could almost say that they are escalating.

and for my next joke i will require skyler blue to step into this meat grinder and i will make him vanish before your very eyes! well vanish into a gut riddened eyeball strewn paste . its a win win situation !

Someone put shit on the handrail

its amazing how asians can build things but dont have a clue on how to operate them

Probably some fuck-tard planking that started it.

Oil on the escalator never gets old.

the mall cop on the second picture is pointing and laughing

HEY ADAM,...stevenh915... JUST SAID THE TABOO SB NAME!!! TIME TO BRUSH OFF THE BAN HAMMER!!

this is what happens when a black guys on an escalator and they anounce a watermelon sale on the bottom level.

MOM!!!!! rockinron is telling on people. You always told me it was a pussy ass bitch thing to tell on people. Hey mom, does that mean rockinron is a pussy ass bitch?

Bigtalk...at least Asians can build things. What has the black man ever built?

I'll give you a hint...turning a suburb into a ghetto doesn't count.

Even a broken escalator still works as stairs.

shazycrit, no, buty i could be your daddy , i used to fuck buffalo's like your mom all the time.and where's my fuckin fathers day gift your late by damn near a month ya ungrateful waste of my cum!

HOnkie365: It was a black man named John Burr who invented the Lawn Mower.

Lewis Latimer invented the carbon filament in light bulbs.

George Washington Carver created peanut butter and over a hundred other everyday useful items.

Garrett Morgan invented the gas mask and the first traffic signal.

Otis Boykin invented many of the control mechanisms for missiles and pacemaker.

Dr. Patricia E. Bath created a method of eye surgery that helped many, many blind people to see again.

Lonnie G. Johnson invented the Super Soaker.

I love how ignorant and bigoted my fellow Caucasians can be. /sarcasm

^^Do your research. Almost none of that is true.

I've done my research, School is good for you. Maybe you aught to go. Lord only knows you could use an edumacation.

Would you People just SHUT THE FUCK UP and comment on the pictures? You're All Fucking Niggers. You know who you are.

@boredshitless, since when do asians use TP? I thought it was always thier mouth or hand