The Only Place to Get a Tan

Starbutts is the only place I got to get my tanning on. I also like a nice Brazilian wax every few weeks or so. Keeps me feeling silky smooth. Oddly enough, there is a Starbucks right next to Starbutts. Don't get those two confused, you don't want a hot, expensive cup of coffee poured on your private parts.

13 Comments
  • 2indastink July 16, 2011

    no blacks allowed.

    +8
  • happyjack July 16, 2011

    I think I can see 2indastink inside getting his butt hole tanned, waxed, and nailed.

    +9
  • spaulding July 16, 2011

    I wonder if they can shine it up like chrome

    +2
  • aloha July 16, 2011

    i wonder if i go there ill see bbw women..

    +0
  • oicu8abullet July 16, 2011

    Hey, that's where I get my asshole bleached.

    +1
  • rockinron July 16, 2011

    star jones has a new bussiness?

    -1
  • boredshitless July 16, 2011

    i bet thats in the jewish part of fla.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 16, 2011

    Hellz yeah I'd go there...no one likes a hairy pussy.

    +4
  • buttdarts July 16, 2011

    My cousin owns that place.

    +1
  • thederp July 16, 2011

    ^^do they give happy endings?

    +0
  • maximxj750 July 16, 2011

    starbucks should sue for trademark infringemnet on the basis of likelyhood of confusion.

    +1
  • downunder69 July 16, 2011

    no blacks allowed

    +5
  • fiercepierce July 17, 2011

    Blacks wouldn't go there, tanning is also called sunBATHING, and we all know the niggers don't like to bath.

    +0
 
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