The Bacon Is Done Cooking

Whoever left that giant piece of bacon laid out to cook in the sun, I think it's done. Wait a minute, bacon doesn't wear speedos. Hey, that's not bacon at all, it's just a creepy, old, really tan guy. Asshole got me all hungry for some swine.

37 Comments
  • hatemail July 19, 2011

    I think its time to turn it over mom

    +2
  • sickfuck July 19, 2011

    Thats just fucked up

    +0
  • boredshitless July 19, 2011

    he's obviously never heard of skin cancer.

    +5
  • buttdarts July 19, 2011

    Christ, even the bottoms of his feet are tan.

    +0
  • cock-snot July 19, 2011

    What the hell is in his bottle? Bar-B-Que sauce?

    +1
  • killkenny July 19, 2011

    He was last years Int'l. Pro Tanning competition. His name is Miso Brown.

    +2
  • yomammasass July 19, 2011

    crazy fuckin' white people...

    -1
  • atmydismay July 19, 2011

    thats a foolish tan, now the cops will think hes black!

    +0
  • uncze9 July 19, 2011

    Looks more like jerky.

    +1
  • larbob July 19, 2011

    and why would you know this information, killkenny?

    +0
  • 2indastink July 19, 2011

    2 more minutes and bigtalk is gonna be in love.

    +10
  • rodgtard July 19, 2011

    ^^^^^^ BLA HA HA HA ! Extra crispy!

    +5
  • oicu8abullet July 19, 2011

    Looks like the melanoma has already set in on his leg.

    +1
  • etdaddy July 19, 2011

    shit i thought george hamilton was dead

    +1
  • sactownryder July 19, 2011

    God damn plankers!

    +0
  • dazzza July 19, 2011

    Yes he's done.. now export him already.

    +0
  • m1009 July 19, 2011

    I bet if he goes streaking in the dark he'd b easy to spot

    +0
  • pistolwhip July 19, 2011

    i would just watch him cook alldaylong

    +1
  • rockinron July 19, 2011

    is this how ya become a nigger if ya dont wanna be white anymore?

    -1
  • cthulu July 19, 2011

    ^yes..lay around all day and take up air and space

    +3
  • stevenh915 July 19, 2011

    this guys ass has tan lines that read " bigtalk was here"

    +5
  • zombiefroghord July 19, 2011

    why the fuck does everyone want a niggers skin tone but not his credit rating?....hmmm what a mystery....

    +1
  • bigtalk July 19, 2011

    fucking wiggers

    -6
  • ohwickedwendi July 19, 2011

    Ding....fries are done.

    +4
  • island_mon July 19, 2011

    I think the bandaid is gonna fuck up his otherwise "I wish I was black" tan.

    +1
  • cs4u July 19, 2011

    When White turns Black?

    +0
  • kdiddy001 July 19, 2011

    The melinomas conected to tha Skin bone. The skin bones conected to tha wtf? Lucifer? is that you?

    +0
  • rjmacario July 19, 2011

    his balls and dick shrivel up like a bacon too! :O

    +1
  • cooleo July 19, 2011

    i love the fact he got a towel! safety first, dont wanna lie on tiles after all, might get burned!

    +0
  • killkenny July 20, 2011

    ^^^@larbob-- I came in 2nd place.

    +0
  • onlywhitefolks July 20, 2011

    he looks delisius

    +0
  • thederp July 20, 2011

    gawdamn wiggers make me sick!

    -2
  • kane July 20, 2011

    A fat caramel color old fuck in a Speedo. Only at Crazyshit. Jay, off your ass and on your feet, man. This is lamer than lame.

    +0
  • downunder69 July 20, 2011

    a big belly slap should get this party started

    +3
  • buddman420 July 20, 2011

    i bet he takes it up the ass.

    -1
  • sicasso July 20, 2011

    Honey, i need more butter or i'll burn.

    +0
  • wulberdee July 24, 2011

    JUST A LITLE TO LONG IN THE SUN

    +0
 
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