Whoever left that giant piece of bacon laid out to cook in the sun, I think it's done. Wait a minute, bacon doesn't wear speedos. Hey, that's not bacon at all, it's just a creepy, old, really tan guy. Asshole got me all hungry for some swine.
I think its time to turn it over mom
Thats just fucked up
he's obviously never heard of skin cancer.
Christ, even the bottoms of his feet are tan.
What the hell is in his bottle? Bar-B-Que sauce?
He was last years Int'l. Pro Tanning competition. His name is Miso Brown.
crazy fuckin' white people...
thats a foolish tan, now the cops will think hes black!
Looks more like jerky.
and why would you know this information, killkenny?
2 more minutes and bigtalk is gonna be in love.
^^^^^^ BLA HA HA HA ! Extra crispy!
Looks like the melanoma has already set in on his leg.
shit i thought george hamilton was dead
God damn plankers!
Yes he's done.. now export him already.
I bet if he goes streaking in the dark he'd b easy to spot
i would just watch him cook alldaylong
is this how ya become a nigger if ya dont wanna be white anymore?
^yes..lay around all day and take up air and space
this guys ass has tan lines that read " bigtalk was here"
why the fuck does everyone want a niggers skin tone but not his credit rating?....hmmm what a mystery....
Ding....fries are done.
I think the bandaid is gonna fuck up his otherwise "I wish I was black" tan.
When White turns Black?
The melinomas conected to tha Skin bone. The skin bones conected to tha wtf? Lucifer? is that you?
his balls and dick shrivel up like a bacon too! :O
i love the fact he got a towel! safety first, dont wanna lie on tiles after all, might get burned!
^^^@larbob-- I came in 2nd place.
he looks delisius
gawdamn wiggers make me sick!
A fat caramel color old fuck in a Speedo. Only at Crazyshit. Jay, off your ass and on your feet, man. This is lamer than lame.
a big belly slap should get this party started
i bet he takes it up the ass.
Honey, i need more butter or i'll burn.
JUST A LITLE TO LONG IN THE SUN