Meet Mr. Flat Cock

How do you even come up with this idea? You want to torture your cock somehow, but don't want any scars or bleeding, so I guess you have to get creative. Maybe now he can finally slide his cock underneath the door.

39 Comments
  • teamster July 20, 2011

    perfect for chinese pussy, dat shit is really sideways!!!

    +1
  • tripod July 20, 2011

    I'm sure it must look much larger, smashed out flat like that. But what's it good for - ???

    +0
  • azzholee July 20, 2011

    he is truly a retard

    +0
  • keymaster July 20, 2011

    Very nice now roll it up and put it away

    +1
  • rockinron July 20, 2011

    must be he lost his old book marker for hustler and he's making a new one.

    +0
  • azzholee July 20, 2011

    from where do they get this kind of weird equipment !

    +0
  • judasz July 20, 2011

    Fruit Roll Ups for Fags.

    +3
  • boredshitless July 20, 2011

    i don't guess he's too damn retarded, he did make a helmet for his dick!

    +0
  • hatemail July 20, 2011

    Birth control for retards

    +9
  • cock-snot July 20, 2011

    SlimJim beef jerky try-outs??

    -1
  • karlpilkington July 20, 2011

    how could you do that to your dick?

    +1
  • 2indastink July 20, 2011

    so that's where salami comes from.

    +0
  • ballzdeepnu July 20, 2011

    Why? Fukn retard

    -1
  • cthulu July 20, 2011

    DARWIN AWARDS. At least now he can't rape anyones wife or chillens or dog. From the presents in the backround it must have been his birthday present.

    +0
  • rodgtard July 20, 2011

    OH look, tripod got adam to post a pic of his favorite cock. what did that cost you stan?

    +1
  • oicu8abullet July 20, 2011

    Now do that to your balls.

    +1
  • lordsho July 20, 2011

    Is that how you white boys prove your superiority?

    -5
  • thundermug July 20, 2011

    Tripod, you sound sad that you can't give it a kiss. And Lordsho, we prove our superiority by being Preside...oh wait...I can't use that one anymore.

    +0
  • sicasso July 20, 2011

    He's going for the flatworm look.

    +1
  • stevenh915 July 20, 2011

    your sperminated fucker !

    +0
  • asstro July 20, 2011

    Tell me again why it's against the law to kill some people...

    +0
  • thederp July 20, 2011

    i love celebrating the stupidity of others. i lol'd.

    +0
  • bigtalk July 20, 2011

    fucking cockcasians

    -9
  • yeayeayea July 20, 2011

    Why god, why?

    +0
  • jdgoma July 20, 2011

    Looks like someone wasn't loved enough by their mother, you masochistic stain...

    +0
  • tripod July 20, 2011

    I would have guessed it was Retard's dick. But this one's about ten times too big to be his.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 20, 2011

    For when you absolutely need to stick your dick in a hotel key-card slot.

    +2
  • invisus July 20, 2011

    White people...

    -4
  • cooleo July 20, 2011

    why! really why do dudes so this? all a cock wants is some love not a fucking vice. people like this need to die!

    +0
  • mudflap July 20, 2011

    Hey buddy, you have the wrong head in the vise!

    +1
  • kdiddy001 July 20, 2011

    Yea doc I was rolling dough naked. His next prick trick is finding out how many can fit in his mouth.

    +0
  • d90girl July 21, 2011

    Just kill yourself !!!!!!!!

    +0
  • yournamehere July 21, 2011

    id say he deserves a kick in the nuts but he'd probably enjoy and want me to do it again

    +0
  • uptowngirl50 July 21, 2011

    I have only two words for this genius. SHIT STAIN

    +1
  • wickedmule July 22, 2011

    Give him some fix-a-flat and he'll be fine.

    +1
  • bepatten01 July 23, 2011

    hey a new invention the dick smasher 600 not sold in stores...

    +0
  • wulberdee July 24, 2011

    PLEASE LET IT FALL OFF! FAGGOT

    +0
  • mark975 September 1, 2011

    why would you do something like this?????

    +0
  • bignuts2go May 31, 2012

    wow is his cock really in there thats flat

    +0
 
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