Tell Your Girl You Love Her Right Now!

I smell a pissed off girlfriend. Not just pissed off though. Really truly fucking pissed! This is just a reminder to treat your woman right, or at least not treat her like a complete piece of shit. Because you never know when that crazy bitch might chop your wang off while you're passed out on the couch. That shit ain't right.

36 Comments
  • pistolwhip July 24, 2011

    hes not missing much

    +8
  • 2indastink July 24, 2011

    anyone got a bun and some fucking mustard and ketchup.

    +1
  • fuckinumd July 24, 2011

    that's ridiculous don't tell me he left the balls behind

    +1
  • tat2d_soldier July 24, 2011

    snap into a slim jim

    +7
  • fuckinumd July 24, 2011

    that wouldn't even fill half the hot dog bun

    +2
  • merseybeat July 24, 2011

    my ex wife was going to do that to me, when i asked why? she said so we will look the same, so i said cant i just grow a beard.

    +8
  • wulberdee July 24, 2011

    someones taking the piss!!

    -1
  • fuckinumd July 24, 2011

    It's all fun and games till some one loses a dick.

    -1
  • coonboy July 24, 2011

    Looks like it was half cocked when it commited suicide.

    +0
  • downunder69 July 24, 2011

    new subway range has just been released.... comes with a skinless sausage, head cheese, and the secret creamy white sauce that explodes in your mouth with your first bite... bigtalks mouth is watering about now

    +1
  • boredshitless July 24, 2011

    haven't heard any new stories, must be from a cadaver awaiting its future butch to get attached to!

    +2
  • asstro July 24, 2011

    I knew a gal that tried that on her old man. She only got it cut half way off so they only charged her with a missedaweiner...

    +6
  • damiancorpus July 24, 2011

    what a whole new meaning for "clipped cock".

    -1
  • oicu8abullet July 24, 2011

    Your dick would shrink if it got chopped too! So give me...uhhh...him some goddamned slack!

    +1
  • edrich July 24, 2011

    OUCH

    -1
  • godbluff July 24, 2011

    OH! so you measure from the bone inside. Well that helps.

    +0
  • tripod July 24, 2011

    Nope, you're all wrong. This was cut off an older guy who just got tired of dealing with women and his dick. So he had it cut off. They used electro cautery scalpels. That's why the burns, from the electric current.

    If you don't believe that, then the other truth is, it's Jay without his clothes.

    +1
  • ihavenosoul July 24, 2011

    "says to doctor" Its humiliating enough that it got chopped off, but why do you got to measure it.

    +6
  • cock-snot July 24, 2011

    WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

    -1
  • thederp July 24, 2011

    doc, if you can do me the favor of maybe going into the morgue and finding something bigger to re-attach to me... boy i'd sure be greatfull.

    +1
  • ballzdeepnu July 24, 2011

    I guess he will need a addadicktome

    -1
  • rockinron July 24, 2011

    having a little snack down at the crazyshit office later on?

    -3
  • bigtalk July 24, 2011

    some guy got deboned

    -3
  • outamyskull July 24, 2011

    Is he gonna have it stuffed and mounted?

    Least she didn't throw it in the garbage disposal like that latest psycho bitch.

    +0
  • hatemail July 25, 2011

    Dude looks like a lady

    -1
  • rodgtard July 25, 2011

    I cant believe tripods comment is so far down the list. I figured he would would be yelling "FIRST" when this pic popped up.

    +3
  • spacepimpkevin July 25, 2011

    GOD DANM! you got 2 hours bro.

    +0
  • bucknuts July 25, 2011

    Hay rodg, tripod is not 1st cuz he's all talk & no walk. his was supposed to be up there years ago......lol

    -1
  • moldedguppy July 25, 2011

    Some guy probably cut his own dick off!

    -1
  • rodgtard July 25, 2011

    tripod, if your sick of women you dont need to lop your cock off. Just turn gay like you. BTW is elmo still attached?

    +0
  • fiercepierce July 25, 2011

    I have to pat this guy on the back. He eliminated himself from any further donations to the gene pool.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi July 25, 2011

    Awww..how cute--a mini penis.

    +3
  • d90girl July 26, 2011

    geshhh....some ppl !

    -1
  • hornyfatman July 26, 2013

    ohwickedwendi, are interested in this?

    +0
  • yumadave March 26, 2015

    He went from short penis to no penis. Hope he finds a new hobby since sex is over for him.

    +0
  • juq September 1, 2016

    I would like to see more of this type of male genitals mutilation... some fresh stuff and vids actually cutting off penis and testicles. You need to show more of this...I's quite beautiful... I've cut mine off too.

    +0
 
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