She Had One Drink Too Many

Drunk sluts are the greatest thing on planet earth, but you have to know when to cut them off. One more drink may seem harmless at the time, but it's the dagger that kills your chances of banging her out all night. Unless she's a real trooper that cleans up, takes a few minutes to regroup, and comes back ready for action. Those girls get my utmost respect.

32 Comments
  • nbdj July 29, 2011

    Lindsay Lohan is at it again...

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  • teamster July 29, 2011

    mmmm bean dip, now where are my doritos???

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  • lenny9651 July 29, 2011

    never eat chili before drinking

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  • rockinron July 29, 2011

    damn she ralphed up the roofies, now ya gotta get here to swallow another one.

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  • scdtrd July 29, 2011

    Bean dip and beer.... Awesome combo... in or out.

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  • godbluff July 29, 2011

    OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE ARE TURNING JAPANESE AND EATING SHIT.

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  • crkrbob July 29, 2011

    It is fun to fuck a girl whiles she's puking. Contractions on your dick. Shut up bitch, puke while we fuck!!

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  • zedex July 29, 2011

    She wasn't drinking. Furballs caused that personal protein spill

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  • buddman420 July 29, 2011

    Just polished that fuckin doorhandle! dumb hoe cant handle liquor..

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  • asstro July 29, 2011

    Now that's shit faced...

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  • rodgtard July 29, 2011

    Red beans and rice. I love that shit!

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  • tgarner July 29, 2011

    Never eat at Taco Bell

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  • boredshitless July 29, 2011

    her bff is ralph!

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  • atmydismay July 29, 2011

    Good now you know there is room for some cock!

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  • larbob July 29, 2011

    @ tgarner. if she ate at taco bell, that would be coming out her ass.

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  • coonboy July 29, 2011

    Brunswick Stew.

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  • willylickaball July 29, 2011

    That's what I call "shit faced" drunk.

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  • island_mon July 29, 2011

    I think it's cool that she had the enough etiquette not to puke in the car. That's a lady.

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  • -morph- July 29, 2011

    she looks kinda like john arquette

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  • thederp July 29, 2011

    an incident such as this has never stopped me before.

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  • damiancorpus July 29, 2011

    Id totally make out with this broad, maybe later we could shit on each other?

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  • wulberdee July 29, 2011

    thats shit she`s been eating

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  • pizzapie July 29, 2011

    David Arquette has hit the skids

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  • ohwickedwendi July 29, 2011

    What do mexicans call cheese flavored tortilla chips? El Doritos.

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  • d90girl July 29, 2011

    Bitch..get outta my CAAAARRR !!!!!

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  • hatemail July 29, 2011

    That's Wendy's chilly I can tell by the beans process meat

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  • fiercepierce July 30, 2011

    Isn't that Haley Joel Osment, the kid from "the Sixth Sense" who sees dead people? Why the fuck is he eating shit, is he in Japan?

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  • mccracken July 30, 2011

    I didn't have any corn...wtf

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  • dkaope8 July 30, 2011

    it looks like another 2 girls 1 cup in a car scenario to me

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  • ohwickedwendi July 30, 2011

    Hey--that is NOT my chili...mine comes out the ass before it can come back up.

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  • etdaddy August 1, 2011

    some one some where just shot his wad

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  • wargasm313 August 8, 2011

    Oh Miley Cyrus, I remember my first beer

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