Her Unicorn Surgery Was Not A Success

I know unicorns are the hot thing right now, but if you want to get a horn attached to your head, you're better off having a professional do it. Don't just go jamming sticks in your skull. It never turns out how you wish. And check out her hard nip.

36 Comments
  • coonboy August 15, 2011

    I have a splintering head ache.

    +3
  • crkrbob August 15, 2011

    Fuck you!!!! I am a unicorn!!!!!

    +3
  • nbdj August 15, 2011

    Feeling horny?

    +2
  • mccracken August 15, 2011

    Surely you joust?

    +2
  • lenny9651 August 15, 2011

    what kind of reception do you get on that thing

    +3
  • nuckchorris August 15, 2011

    so why was the surgery not a succes?

    +0
  • two-hats August 15, 2011

    Sometimes when you fall over you feel a prick.

    +1
  • lenny9651 August 15, 2011

    yea, sprint's new cell phone implants are here

    +2
  • 2indastink August 15, 2011

    Cunting Monday's, I fucking hate'em.

    +2
  • onebad02ta August 15, 2011

    I wouldn't put it past her doing it to herself. She looks bat shit crazy.

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier August 15, 2011

    Charlie, we're going to candy mountain Charlie

    +1
  • jonasje August 15, 2011

    Thats what you get if you dont stay in the kitchen bitch

    +1
  • smudge August 15, 2011

    Seriously!.. I’m only half evil

    +0
  • rockinron August 15, 2011

    gonna be hard puttin a hat on that head .

    -4
  • etdaddy August 15, 2011

    she did say she was a little bit horny so i helped the bitch out

    +0
  • grinder August 15, 2011

    anyone up for a game of ring toss?

    +0
  • godbluff August 15, 2011

    ~'SOME GREEN ALLIGATORS, SOME LONG NECKED GEESE, SOME HUMPTY BACK CAMELS AND SOME CHIMPANZEES, SOME CATS AND RATS AND ELEPHANTS... BUT THE LOVELIEST OF ALL WAS THE UNICORN...WHAT! OH MY FUCKIN GOD...PUKE PUKE PUKE

    +0
  • smurfcock August 15, 2011

    A handle bar for blowjobs????

    +3
  • asstro August 15, 2011

    Must be a tough old gal cuz she looks as though she's taking it rather well...

    +0
  • rodeye2 August 15, 2011

    Her tat reads "sweet sweet lemonade".

    +0
  • bigtalk August 15, 2011

    the paramedics looks like the even the military showed up theres blood down her face and sharp pain in head and she still has that dumbass look like she cant believe it

    -6
  • downunder69 August 15, 2011

    ^^^ dumbass look... Have u looked in the mirror lately

    +5
  • wooly73 August 15, 2011

    If you can walk you can cook. IN THE KITCHEN BITCH!!!

    +0
  • thederp August 15, 2011

    she makes a good point.

    +1
  • littletalk August 15, 2011

    there are more effective ways to headbutt a carrot

    +0
  • drtyrell August 15, 2011

    I have a pain right here. Not here, or here, but right here!

    +0
  • onlywhitefolks August 15, 2011

    looks ok to me

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 15, 2011

    Don't you need to hang a little red flag on those things?

    +1
  • outamyskull August 16, 2011

    One of the victims of the Norway bombing. Nice going Breivik, looking to kill towelheads and instead you kill and maim some of the blondest blue eyed people on the planet. Even Hitler would be facepalming now if he weren't being sodomized by every black demon in hell.

    +1
  • boredshitless August 16, 2011

    damn, quicksilver has gone to hell since the 80's!!!

    +0
  • honkie365 August 16, 2011

    @ downunder69,

    That would be a stupid fuck looking back, not a dumb ass.

    +1
  • fiercepierce August 16, 2011

    Her mutant X powers have emerged now she has a splitting headache. Her power is the GLBT unicorn rainbow, spreading homosexuality throughout the world.

    -1
  • injun August 16, 2011

    there's a what sticking out of my what?

    +0
  • smak August 16, 2011

    She can keep the paper towels there for me after she makes me a sammich

    +0
  • d90girl August 16, 2011

    You watch, this is gonna be the new trend .

    +0
  • spartan22407 August 17, 2011

    That impalement is making her nipples hard...NICE!

    +0
 
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