I know unicorns are the hot thing right now, but if you want to get a horn attached to your head, you're better off having a professional do it. Don't just go jamming sticks in your skull. It never turns out how you wish. And check out her hard nip.
I have a splintering head ache.
Fuck you!!!! I am a unicorn!!!!!
Surely you joust?
what kind of reception do you get on that thing
so why was the surgery not a succes?
Sometimes when you fall over you feel a prick.
yea, sprint's new cell phone implants are here
Cunting Monday's, I fucking hate'em.
I wouldn't put it past her doing it to herself. She looks bat shit crazy.
Charlie, we're going to candy mountain Charlie
Thats what you get if you dont stay in the kitchen bitch
Seriously!.. I’m only half evil
gonna be hard puttin a hat on that head .
she did say she was a little bit horny so i helped the bitch out
anyone up for a game of ring toss?
~'SOME GREEN ALLIGATORS, SOME LONG NECKED GEESE, SOME HUMPTY BACK CAMELS AND SOME CHIMPANZEES, SOME CATS AND RATS AND ELEPHANTS... BUT THE LOVELIEST OF ALL WAS THE UNICORN...WHAT! OH MY FUCKIN GOD...PUKE PUKE PUKE
A handle bar for blowjobs????
Must be a tough old gal cuz she looks as though she's taking it rather well...
Her tat reads "sweet sweet lemonade".
the paramedics looks like the even the military showed up theres blood down her face and sharp pain in head and she still has that dumbass look like she cant believe it
^^^ dumbass look... Have u looked in the mirror lately
If you can walk you can cook. IN THE KITCHEN BITCH!!!
she makes a good point.
there are more effective ways to headbutt a carrot
I have a pain right here. Not here, or here, but right here!
looks ok to me
Don't you need to hang a little red flag on those things?
One of the victims of the Norway bombing. Nice going Breivik, looking to kill towelheads and instead you kill and maim some of the blondest blue eyed people on the planet. Even Hitler would be facepalming now if he weren't being sodomized by every black demon in hell.
damn, quicksilver has gone to hell since the 80's!!!
That would be a stupid fuck looking back, not a dumb ass.
Her mutant X powers have emerged now she has a splitting headache. Her power is the GLBT unicorn rainbow, spreading homosexuality throughout the world.
there's a what sticking out of my what?
She can keep the paper towels there for me after she makes me a sammich
You watch, this is gonna be the new trend .
That impalement is making her nipples hard...NICE!