OK, so for 99 cents, I get a small slut and a corndog. I like it so far, but I have a few questions. First of all, how small is the slut? Is it a midget slut, or is she even of age? If she's not of age, is Dairy Queen liable? And what about this corndog deal? Does the 99 cents cover anything I want my slut to do with the corndog? If I want to put it up her ass and have her push it back out into my mouth, is she going to ask me for $50. Call me a skeptic, but this deal just sounds too good to be true. Now let me find a dollar.