The Greatest Book Ever

That has to be the greatest book ever. Because there is no way that book is just meh, and you don't care about all the pussy around you. Maybe it's the new Stephen King book, or a new Dummies book. I bet it is a Dummies Book on how to not stare at naked chicks at the beach. He's a fast learner.

38 Comments
  • arcknagar August 18, 2011

    I'd read that!

    +2
  • grinder August 18, 2011

    nerds,it's probably harry potter and she's gonna get some lobster lips if she stays like that

    +3
  • tgarner August 18, 2011

    Obviously he's a fag!

    +1
  • hatemail August 18, 2011

    Hello sir there's a fat pussy beside you

    +7
  • coonboy August 18, 2011

    I thought a ginny horn like that would turn even the nerdiest bookworms head.

    +2
  • etdaddy August 18, 2011

    fucking harry potter fans

    +0
  • atmydismay August 18, 2011

    How to approach nude women at the beach for dummies vol.3...... Great book

    +5
  • tat2d_soldier August 18, 2011

    but her wants to read if hermine takes her shirt off

    +0
  • tgarner August 18, 2011

    I think her lips are tied in a knot though

    +2
  • teezz August 18, 2011

    Must be his wife!

    +10
  • boredshitless August 18, 2011

    if my girls pussy looked that beat up and with no ass... i'd be looking for another chick!

    +3
  • smudge August 18, 2011

    he read two towers, now for lord of the RINGS

    +0
  • smudge August 18, 2011

    deffinately lord of the rings fan

    +0
  • rockinron August 18, 2011

    must have been married to her for a long time.

    -7
  • thederp August 18, 2011

    he's reading "reconstructive surgery for dummies" because the vagina next to him looks like something that crawled out of the ocean.

    -1
  • ballzdeepnu August 18, 2011

    Those beef curtins look entirely to beat up for him to be hittn it he is there as a decoy

    +0
  • strayak47 August 18, 2011

    i noticed he is near the end of the book, cant he smell the pussy by now?

    +0
  • jtaylor August 18, 2011

    That has got to be the ugliest puss I've ever seen. Looks like a midget dick.

    +0
  • m1009 August 18, 2011

    Honey, for some reason i am in the mood for some seafood, something about this ocean air and the smell of crabs in the air is making me hungry.

    +2
  • drtyrell August 18, 2011

    Someone shut those meat curtains! Can't you feel the draft?

    +0
  • revharris August 18, 2011

    I found it very odd that every single person had a -1 on the comments here all leading up to thederp who had a +1. You should be happy to know that I fixed it :)

    +5
  • fiercepierce August 18, 2011

    I wouldn't care if my wife and I began having sex 20 years ago, I would be sucking on her sweet tasty twat.

    -2
  • invisus August 18, 2011

    Thats what I call flappin in the breeze..

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 18, 2011

    She needs to put some jam on that clam before she gets burnt instead of tan...

    +14
  • anomalous August 18, 2011

    For every fine female there's at least one poor sap that's fed up with her bullshit!

    +5
  • mreynolds085 August 18, 2011

    them there some nice ole' meat curtains mmm hum

    +0
  • d90girl August 18, 2011

    What's that smell !!??????

    -1
  • rodgtard August 19, 2011

    Jeffery is tired of his moms pussy.

    +3
  • rodeye2 August 19, 2011

    Someone throw that clam back in the sea,it's stinking up the beach.

    +1
  • downunder69 August 19, 2011

    1 minute from being attacked by a flock of sardine eating seagulls

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth August 19, 2011

    Holy crap, that chick has a tiny penis.

    -1
  • dazzza August 19, 2011

    I bet she loves bukkake.

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy August 19, 2011

    thats no way to cook a kebab.

    +0
  • arkangle666 August 19, 2011

    that has to be one hell of a book for that virgin not to look at the hot piece of......well there some pussy next to him

    +0
  • iowaredneck August 19, 2011

    If it was the neighbors wife he would be looking.

    +1
  • titlust August 21, 2011

    that pussy is all beat the fuck up, anyways....

    +0
  • deffiu August 22, 2011

    That dude is dumb.

    +0
  • mylarjorgen September 4, 2011

    tgarner

    Obviously he’s a fag!

    Nothing more to say.

    +0
 
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