His days of finger-banging are over!

What the fuck did this poor guy do to himself? Look at his face, man, he clearly isn't happy about the way things worked out. His days of finger-bangin lil Suzy Rotten-crotch are over! He's gonna need to get a jerk-off sleeve prosthetic to pleasure himself from now on! Hey, at least he still has his dick!

28 Comments
  • killkenny August 19, 2011

    He'll just hand off his work to the next guy.

    +3
  • boredshitless August 19, 2011

    whats he crying for? its not like his dick ever was big enough to beat off anyway!

    +0
  • spaulding August 19, 2011

    He can still fist her

    +3
  • hammerdown August 19, 2011

    bet he can throw some wicked gang signs now

    +3
  • nuckchorris August 19, 2011

    i love torture

    -3
  • chupamiverga August 19, 2011

    whats with all the full metal jacket references?

    -1
  • h4rdcor3 August 19, 2011

    This is why you shouldn't pick a fight with a lawnmower

    +0
  • tgarner August 19, 2011

    Never never try to take a bone away from the dog!

    +1
  • cock-snot August 19, 2011

    DUDE! I said light the pipe-bomb then THROW it, not HOLD it!!! Fuck nuts.

    -1
  • rockinron August 19, 2011

    damn jay ya sure got some harsh policys on being late for work at crazyshit.

    -3
  • rockinron August 19, 2011

    dudes got a perfect left hand hand pussy now!

    -4
  • stevenh915 August 19, 2011

    there's something missing in this picture but i cant quite put my finger on it, then again neither can he.

    +1
  • grinder August 19, 2011

    got caught with his hands in the wrong cookie jar

    -2
  • rodgtard August 19, 2011

    Do not trim hedges with your lawnmower. If he would have been born here. He could have read the safety warnings.

    +0
  • godbluff August 19, 2011

    Whew! that's a fucked up injury.

    +1
  • thederp August 19, 2011

    must have brought his fist to a sword fight.

    +0
  • hatemail August 19, 2011

    Now he can get those cool hook hands

    +0
  • killtacular August 19, 2011

    look like the result of holding onto the handlebars of a motorcycle that's flipped end over end.

    -1
  • revharris August 19, 2011

    Well at least he went out with a bang!

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi August 19, 2011

    Apparently, fireworks do the same thing over there that they do here...

    +0
  • atmydismay August 19, 2011

    When getting an autograph from chuck norris DO NOT attempt a handshake!

    +0
  • numberonefan August 20, 2011

    I'm sure he dosen't have pain what a shammer !!!!

    HAHAH fireworks make a good work !!!!

    -5
  • mrpoop August 20, 2011

    piano man no more

    +1
  • salchichon August 20, 2011

    Hands VS machine. We all know who wins.

    +0
  • fiercepierce August 20, 2011

    That will teach him to never grab for a piece of shrimp on Teppanyaki grill.

    +0
  • bman32425 August 20, 2011

    He must have tried to get the drill out of the other guys ass.

    +0
  • smak August 21, 2011

    how the hell will he hold his "homeless anything will help" sign now?

    +1
  • deffiu August 22, 2011

    Wait until you see his toes

    +0
 
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