This is gettin pretty close to the ideal woman. I mean, look at here! She's got a killer body and she's carrying a fuckin keg. The only thing that could make her any better is if she had a waist pack full of sammich making stuffs.
i can make that lighter for you
id hit tell she broke me
Nice!!! As long as it doesnt have a dick tucked in between the legs thats my type of chick!
no thats what i call a GOOD woman
Is that a 14 year old boy drag queen?
Now that's dedication. Any man would be proud.
Fuck the bitch bring the keg
set that right here and now go get the ice
wheres the sammich?
god i hope she has false teeth and owns the bar that keg came from!!
Hurry up honey, the game is about to start. And don't forget my sammich! And if you are real nice, I'll let you blow me, just don't block the TV.
Damn bitch I just asked for a can of beer, you always over do it..
sweetheart, put the beer down for a minute. i know this is all of a sudden. but the first time i layed eyes on you, i knew you were the one. i'm asking with all my heart...can you serve the beer in a frosted mug?
Well,Now that you got my beer honey... Go make my fuckin sandwich.
ya well lets see her life a full keg
when you have drank the beer you can pick her up like a six pack and carry her home!
Just Imagine the meat on the burger/sandwich!
Sister don't let them know we can carry a keg. Make the guys work for it. For starters they can pour you a drink in a tall frosted mug with pretzels on the side.
She is wearing my boxer briefs, damn right she will fetch my keg for me.
i'm calling 'DICK' on this one. i'v been fooled one too many times around these parts to not know any better.
she could be hiding her husbands chopped up body in that keg.........
id sure like to tap that
Bring me a beer Bitch!
Love comes in a can or the person holding it
Finally! A fuckable keg holder. This is going on my Christmas list!
damn the keg delivery chick has a flat ass again!
That's nice but I told you topless and a thong.
bet she is german
But is it the good beer?
to bad its full of tampons and pictures of women who cant drive