I Just Got That Van Too

This is some bullshit! I let Pedro borrow my van for a few hours, and this is how I get it back. He better not expect me to get rid of his body. Do you know how hard blood stains are to get out once they set in? This is fucked. I don't think you'll be seeing me at his funeral.

19 Comments
  • lenny9651 August 26, 2011

    he wouldn't be caught dead in a soccer mom mini van.....oh wait he was

    +2
  • downunder69 August 26, 2011

    dirty car, dirty mexican

    +2
  • rockinron August 26, 2011

    reason #72 for not letting a $5 crack whore in your van to service you.

    -1
  • hatemail August 26, 2011

    Awww that poor van

    +0
  • tgarner August 26, 2011

    For Sale: 1997 Ford Windstar, mainly used for storage, light stains in carpet.

    +0
  • pizzapie August 26, 2011

    nice painting

    +0
  • boredshitless August 26, 2011

    never let your lawn guy borrow your ride!

    +0
  • bigtalk August 26, 2011

    looks like he had a big bottle of teqkillya

    -9
  • thederp August 26, 2011

    it looks like he tore off his left leg from the knee down in order to provide himself a pillow. crazy, drunk bastard.Lol

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier August 26, 2011

    most of the time, he just throws up his lunch..

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 26, 2011

    Dontcha hate when you open the door to get in, and you find some foul smelling, hobo looking dead guy in your van? Damn, that sucks.

    -1
  • d90girl August 26, 2011

    Bill......did you find my keys yet !!?????........Bill!!???

    +0
  • strayak47 August 27, 2011

    lesson; dont trust used car dealers

    +0
  • fiercepierce August 27, 2011

    bigtalk scouring the seats for change so he can buy himself a 40oz of Colt 45,or a bottle of Ripple.

    +1
  • smak August 27, 2011

    another one bites the dust!

    +0
  • stevenh915 August 27, 2011

    for sale ;- one slightly used dead mexican, comes complete with own (blood stained) shorts and novelty foot growing from his head. hours of endless fun for the kids. genuine reason for sale. can deliver locally. $50 or will swap for another sightly used mexican. ps im insane ! wibble wibble wibble. . . .NURSE!

    +0
  • etdaddy August 27, 2011

    SEE what happens when you let them drive anything larger than a lawn tractor

    +0
  • m1009 August 28, 2011

    damn and he just made the last payment on it this morning

    +0
  • bromance3000 August 31, 2011

    just your classic case of dead guy in a van

    +0
 
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