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posted by Adam H. on 8/26/2011

They Come In All Shapes And Colors

The design is still being polished, but dick lava lamps should be hitting the stores in time for Christmas. It's the gift that everyone will love. They're already taking pre-orders, so act fast before they sell out.
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hatemail
-1
Interchangeable. Parts
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 12:56 PM

downunder69
+5
inside george micheals refrigerator
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 12:57 PM

rockinron
+13
did ya notice the line of evolution from primative gorilla dick on the right,to modern advanced white man on the left. the one in the middle is just the garbage left over from proper evolution.
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 12:58 PM

vikingshill
+2
Dr. Frankenstein has a hard choice to make. Give the monster the white one, you don’t want him screwing ugly fat girls.
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 1:02 PM

mccracken
+6
Cocktail anyone?
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 1:03 PM

fiercepierce
0
So there really is a few dickless retards out there!
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 1:10 PM

tgarner
0
That’s how they remember dead porn stars, the one on the far right is from gay porn
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 1:24 PM

dazzza
+2
Divorcee seeking new man, only 3 previous owners.
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 1:26 PM

erisnoelle
+11
I know a German guy who will be all over this like fat kids on donuts.
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 1:30 PM

numberonefan
-26
Great collection !!!! I think the first one is the best.Is the secound one from Michael Jackson ?
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 2:04 PM

gurtman23
+19
numberonefan loves the cock, you shit eating Nazi.
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 2:16 PM

yomammasass
-6
The white penis was placed in the foreground to give the illusion that it’s the same size as the black one. The one on the right belonged a German national who perished abroad attempting to sodomize a male kangaroo. --All specimens courtesy of the Lorena Bobbitt Institute
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 2:32 PM

fiercepierce
+2
Imagine that, numberonefan thinks that is a great collection of cocks. Didn’t see that one coming, but numberonefan did! Aha ha ha ha ha FAG
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 2:37 PM

willylickaball
+3
Is a jar with a cock in it considered a Pee Tree dish?
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 3:03 PM

boredshitless
+3
starting from left to right is.. adams brain, adam’s brain on fwp... last but not least adams brain on meth!!!
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 3:11 PM

bigtalk
-13
yup jeffrey dahmer was one sick bastard
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 3:31 PM

yomammasass
-2
BTW, just found out numberonefan’s RL name is Deiter Peitereiter.
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 3:39 PM

thederp
0
dr frankenstein likes to keep his options open.
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 5:44 PM

ouch
+1
Year 3000 version of mother fucking ball shorts!
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 6:18 PM

rodgtard
+2
What? no comment by tripod?
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 6:46 PM

atmydismay
+2
Sword fight!!!
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 7:16 PM

ohwickedwendi
+1
Is this where all the unich’s penises come to die?
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 10:10 PM

d90girl
+1
Dick on the right must be Asian !
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 10:43 PM

queen_shagga
-1
Whenever I see this type of picture on CS, I laugh at the pic, then the ’description’ below it, then the comments, and I am left wondering where they actually come from. Do any of these actually have background stories? Like, who actually took this pic? Why does he have preserved dicks? is he a she? is that their fetish? is it from some sort of laboratory? are these even real? SO MUCH QUESTIONS!!!!!! We need a weekly show about "Crazy Shit - The stories behind the shit"! What do you say..? :-)
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posted on: 08-26-11 @ 11:16 PM

strayak47
-1
i need one of those for when i have a daughter she has a boyfreind
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posted on: 08-27-11 @ 1:52 AM

fiercepierce
+2
bigtalk dreams of these.
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posted on: 08-27-11 @ 2:35 AM

littletalk
+2
is that who you fantasize about number1fan? michael jackson? fucking perverted child molesting little dick nazi freak you creep me the fuck out
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posted on: 08-27-11 @ 5:25 AM

numberonefan
0
^ I like Michael very much he was my king of cock :-)
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posted on: 08-27-11 @ 8:55 AM

rodgtard
+5
^^^^^ VIDEO YOURSELF SUCKING A SHOTGUN . We will vote high. promise.
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posted on: 08-27-11 @ 10:58 AM

wickedmule
0
I think that the one on the far right sat too long and it spoiled :X
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posted on: 08-27-11 @ 10:58 AM

etdaddy
0
wtf is in the third jar
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posted on: 08-27-11 @ 11:43 AM

bucknuts
0
numberonefan they couldn’t make a lamp from your’s....maybe a nightlight tho.,.,
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posted on: 08-27-11 @ 5:33 PM

dazzza
+1
well that’s one myth out of the window..
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posted on: 08-28-11 @ 5:01 PM

happyjack
0
@rockinron I gave you a +1. Dicks are your area of expertise.
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posted on: 08-28-11 @ 5:40 PM

captjim
0
Someone’s got some balls.
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posted on: 08-29-11 @ 12:07 AM

bromance3000
0
WHO PUT THEIR COCK IN MY BONG
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posted on: 08-31-11 @ 4:34 AM

cs_miami
0
Seems like Lorena Bobbit has been hard at work.
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posted on: 01-03-13 @ 3:07 AM

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