No Sex On The Police Car

Uh-oh, it looks like the State Trooper didn't realize Big Brother was watching him while he banged this hooker on the hood of his cruiser. At least I like to think she's a hooker, and he's making her fuck to stay out of jail. Either way, hahaha, you're busted, asshole.

38 Comments
  • rockinron August 31, 2011

    its safe to say crack whore ass dont shine a hood very well. but is very effective in getting a cop fired.

    -6
  • tgarner August 31, 2011

    I think that's how my ex-wife got out of her tickets.

    +4
  • chargers August 31, 2011

    Its ok for girls to drink and drive,they just have to give it up when they get pulled over by the 50.

    -4
  • lenny9651 August 31, 2011

    putting those handcuffs to good use for a change

    +1
  • smudge August 31, 2011

    RoboPop

    +0
  • coonboy August 31, 2011

    I bet he used his pistol instead of his tiny cop penis.

    +2
  • spaulding August 31, 2011

    RoboRapist.

    +2
  • rodgtard August 31, 2011

    C.H.U.P.s Cops hammering ugly pussy

    +7
  • hatemail August 31, 2011

    I need back up I need back up

    +0
  • picklehiesner August 31, 2011

    you say you would do anything to get out of this ticket ?

    +0
  • elitenoob August 31, 2011

    To Protect and Serve .. just got a new meaning to it.. well he is probably wearing a rubber then he is protected and he is serving it to her good.

    +0
  • pasher71 August 31, 2011

    he must be pumping her for some info.

    +0
  • stevenh915 August 31, 2011

    he will pull out without signaling and smash her in the rear.

    +1
  • lenny9651 August 31, 2011

    HEY!! that's not how you interogate a suspect

    +2
  • hillbillykilla August 31, 2011

    Fuck all them donut eating, evidence planting, nigger beating, vitamin deficient, bacon smelling, flat-footed, civil liberty violating, rapist, drug slinging, bribery taking, tazer happy, toothpaste colored, racist pigs! And anybody who likes them.

    +2
  • sicasso August 31, 2011

    What ticket ?

    +1
  • fiercepierce August 31, 2011

    ^^hillbillykilla^^ those donut eating, evidence planting, nigger beating, vitamin deficient, bacon smelling, flat-footed, civil liberty violating, rapist, drug slinging, bribery taking, tazer happy, toothpaste colored, racist pigs, are the first motherfuckers you call when your world comes crashing down. You must be of them assholes that blame the cops because YOU committed a crime,and YOU got caught.

    +3
  • bigtalk August 31, 2011

    two pig skins making a piglet funny they fuck like people cracker see cracker mimic

    -10
  • thederp August 31, 2011

    i wonder if he made the boyfriend watch.

    +1
  • downunder69 August 31, 2011

    Tonight on cops

    +3
  • rockinron August 31, 2011

    @fiercepierce dont sweat it dude all dumb niggers think that way about the cops. they were born stupid and guilty and stay that way all there monkey lives.

    but upstanding black folks dont say dumb shit like that so i have been told.

    +1
  • bromance3000 August 31, 2011

    standard frisking procedure, move along

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi August 31, 2011

    "Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you"

    +0
  • carinya August 31, 2011

    new internal cavity search equipment. A cop asked me one day what it was like now I'm fucking his wife. I said it's great , after you get past the used bit.

    +0
  • damiancorpus August 31, 2011

    You have the right to remain creampied!

    +3
  • boredshitless September 1, 2011

    big deal, some cop pulled over his wife.

    +3
  • rodeye2 September 1, 2011

    It's funny he's giving her the night stick during the day.

    +0
  • honkie365 September 1, 2011

    In the next picture bigtalk licks the puddle off the hood of the car. Free lunch, right bigtalk??

    +2
  • strayak47 September 1, 2011

    well he is on hot pursuit, to bad for her, too soon will she hear the words OFFICER DOWN

    +0
  • injun September 1, 2011

    "it's round up time where the good whores meet,we're gonna drag one screamin' off the street ....you're turn to drive I'll drink a beer it's the late late shift no-one to fear!" police truck Dead Kennedys

    +1
  • asstro September 1, 2011

    The above picture is of New Mexico State Police officer Bert Lopez. As of today he is on "Paid" administrative leave till they can figure out "if"

    what he did was wrong and what should be done...

    Source, KRQE news ABQ N.M.

    +0
  • wulberdee September 1, 2011

    the perks of the job i suppose

    +1
  • dozer67 September 1, 2011

    That's what happens when your a cheap dirty cop, a hotel room cost what? Not your job....

    +1
  • asstro September 1, 2011

    Cheap dirty cop? In May 2010 he was named district 1 cop of the year. Wanting some pussy doesn't make a person dirty. He wont lose his job over this...

    -2
  • dazzza September 1, 2011

    hey I paid that tick occifer..

    +0
  • dozer67 September 2, 2011

    @asstro If this guy was the #1 district cop of the year? They must have some low standards over there.Also being in his uniform makes him dirty and shameful.

    +0
  • asstro September 3, 2011

    Well I stand corrected, he did lose his job. As far as him being cop of the year, that's a fact, like it or not. You are right, their standards are low...

    +0
  • krazyk September 9, 2011

    Notice the ballet shoes? Maybe his daughters instructor?

    +0
 
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