I Think I'll Fuck My Coffee Table

Kick your feet up and rest them on my new coffee table. It's a special model that just came in, and I love it. Not only can I put things on top of it, but I can fuck it too. It's definitely worth the $85 I paid for it.

29 Comments
  • rockinron September 1, 2011

    must be muslim.

    -6
  • yeayeayea September 1, 2011

    yea bitch make me a sammich

    +0
  • downunder69 September 1, 2011

    hes obviously gay... i would have her ass facing me

    +2
  • numberonefan September 1, 2011

    No this is a man on the ground.

    Trust me I have seen a lot of male asses.

    -17
  • hatemail September 1, 2011

    he needs a newer model that one is worn out

    -1
  • downunder69 September 1, 2011

    @ numberonefan.. fuk off with your nazi gay ass comments

    +7
  • chupamiverga September 1, 2011

    where can I get this table, Wal-mart or IKEA?

    +3
  • dozer67 September 1, 2011

    I would say to numberonefan to "shut up or I will shove my foot up his ass" but we all know he would love it...

    +3
  • hatemail September 1, 2011

    I. got a good rap far y'all. Can we ban numberone fan. WORD

    +2
  • lenny9651 September 1, 2011

    lookout bigtalk, numberone fan just passed you up as crazyshit's favorite punching bag,

    +9
  • stevenh915 September 1, 2011

    id put the remote control up her ass to see if she can change channels, and use her ass cheeks as a magazine rack for my wank mags!

    +1
  • lenny9651 September 1, 2011

    nice table and you don't even need an allen wrench to put it together

    +1
  • sirfartsalot September 1, 2011

    Just don't pull the string.

    +0
  • toesrus September 1, 2011

    ^^numberonefan^^^...like downunder69 said, fuk off

    +4
  • dazzza September 1, 2011

    left a bit

    +1
  • thederp September 1, 2011

    this is just another prostitute who ended up as a piece of furniture in some crazy motherfucker's basement.

    +0
  • ballzdeepnu September 1, 2011

    It rubs the lotion on my dick

    +0
  • bigtalk September 1, 2011

    that trailer what a shit hole a sub human treating white trash like society views it a bottom feeder

    -8
  • honkie365 September 1, 2011

    ^^^^but not nearly as bad as a black ghetto, right bigtalk?

    +6
  • strayak47 September 1, 2011

    the only thing missing bigtalk is the slave to clean the room when he is done with her, i heard he is accepting applications.......oh wait you dont work, i forgot

    +5
  • sicasso September 1, 2011

    Every mans kind of girl.

    +0
  • boredshitless September 1, 2011

    i wish that was my kid and i walked in there... i would have made that boy watch me fuck his girlfriend!

    +0
  • damiancorpus September 1, 2011

    I hope he had her make him a sandwich before he tied her up!

    +0
  • onetime42 September 1, 2011

    When I had a desk job I had my office set up very similar to that one.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi September 1, 2011

    @chup--those coffee tables are now featured at Sears in the new Lazygirl section in the rear.

    +1
  • atmydismay September 1, 2011

    I must be going to the wrong ikea

    +0
  • fiercepierce September 2, 2011

    The guy is obviously gay, there is a tied up woman, who is naked from the waste down, and all he is doing is watching TV. Queer, homo, bigtalk's boyfriend, and any other gay expletive you can think of.

    +1
  • rodeye2 September 2, 2011

    He must be gay,I'd be watching porn while I was taking a break from tapping her ass.

    +0
  • etdaddy September 5, 2011

    what no butt plug , amateur

    +0
 
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