I'll Take A Six Pack Of Salami

Doth mine eyes deceiveth me? Is this beautiful combination truly a reality? Beer and salami brought together in one delicious bundle of joy. And not just any beer either, but the highly acclaimed PBR. I'm doing all I can to hold back my tears.

  • zahnfee September 12, 2011

    So now the Pope (Papst in German language) got his on salami?? That´s fücking great news ;)

    +1 -1
  • fiercepierce September 12, 2011

    Glass bottles are the better choice when bashing in a nigger's head.

    +8 -3
  • etdaddy September 12, 2011

    just think some fag will have it up his ass and then eat it

    +4 -0
  • lenny9651 September 12, 2011

    i'd rather have the beer

    +3 -0
  • coonboy September 12, 2011

    no thanks numberonefan can use it on himself.

    +5 -0
  • hatemail September 12, 2011

    Numberone fan already order a case of it

    +3 -0
  • mobliz September 12, 2011

    that's for the designated driver.

    +2 -1
  • tgarner September 12, 2011

    Really officer, I only had one salami!

    +6 -0
  • cthulu September 12, 2011

    Beer and Meat= Heaven

    +2 -2
  • 2indastink September 12, 2011

    I stick bottles in things I should'nt

    +1 -5
  • crkrbob September 12, 2011

    What's next? Bacon flavored pussy?

    +6 -2
  • thederp September 12, 2011

    ^^a man can dream can't he?

    +4 -0
  • stevenh915 September 12, 2011

    i once invented the strawberry flavoured bananna, that didnt work out so i went back to work n my four sided tiangle.

    +0 -6
  • yeayeayea September 12, 2011

    What will they think of next?

    +1 -1
  • grinder September 12, 2011

    how are ya gonna get her drunk with that?

    +0 -1
  • lenny9651 September 12, 2011

    steven don't waste your time on the four sided triangle, the egyptians already did it, it's called a pyramid

    +3 -1
  • zippernuts24 September 12, 2011

    somewhere in northern germany, numberonefan is sticking this up his ass.

    +5 -0
  • u_mad_bro September 12, 2011

    i'm epicmealtime has already wrapped it in bacon and deep fried it with jack daniels

    +1 -0
  • u_mad_bro September 12, 2011

    ^sure^

    +1 -0
  • ohwickedwendi September 12, 2011

    I'd rather be drinking the beer while receiving the "salami".

    +7 -0
  • lederhosensepp September 12, 2011

    Vote

    for beercheese!

    Release???

    +0 -0
  • downunder69 September 12, 2011

    Straight to the arteries .. No wonder there's so many fat cunts in America

    +2 -3
  • cock-snot September 12, 2011

    Numberonefan's new butt-plug.

    +2 -0
  • stevenh915 September 12, 2011

    @ lenny, yeah most of my ideas dont work out for some reason, like my famouse shit flavoured breath freashner. that left a bad taste in my mouth, and the wingless plane , that never took off either.

    +1 -1
  • damiancorpus September 12, 2011

    does it come in six packs?

    +2 -0
  • rockinron September 12, 2011

    steven try selling the breath freshner in japan next time. and the wingless plane is called a rocket. nasa has oddles of them.

    +3 -5
  • rockinron September 12, 2011

    cool now i can eat,get drunk,and get the shits all at once!!

    +3 -3
  • bigtalk September 12, 2011

    cockinron loves salami... right in his ass FACT

    +1 -8
  • rodeye2 September 13, 2011

    Oh, and look,it doubles as a dildo.

    +2 -1
  • d82ndabn September 13, 2011

    You're an asshole, Bigtalk! Fact

    +8 -1
  • boredshitless September 13, 2011

    wow... Americas shityiest beer...you think im gonna waste my $ on that shit???

    +1 -1
  • boredshitless September 13, 2011

    probably

    +3 -0
  • rockinron September 13, 2011

    bigtalk you know what else i like. seeing you monkeys swinging in the tree's!!

    +1 -1
  • zippernuts24 September 13, 2011

    ^^^^i like them hanging from the trees.

    +2 -0
  • wargasm313 September 14, 2011

    I bet the hipsters will be all over this... "I was eating salami before it was cool." God hipsters need to die and so does bigtalk

    +2 -0
 
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