Careful Kid, She Might Try To Eat You

There's nothing wrong with getting drunk and making out with some slut at the bar, but there is something wrong with this. Drunk, fat, sweaty people lick each others' faces is not something we should all have to be exposed to. Take that heffer home so we don't have to see anymore.

45 Comments
  • dickhertzalot September 15, 2011

    He's on inhale away from the bottomless pit.

    +1
  • tgarner September 15, 2011

    First thing I noticed was the nice ass in the white shorts ;)

    +2
  • tgarner September 15, 2011

    As for those two, I just hope they don't reproduce!

    +0
  • m1009 September 15, 2011

    MMMMM You Taste like Donuts!!!!

    +1
  • mutefruit September 15, 2011

    Do not misinterpret this picture! She clearly has her manatee death grip on him. Notice the look of fear and strain on his face as he trys to break his preditors grip..The layers of fat protect the beast from any defensive injuries as she consumes her prey. as she moves to consume her prey loses consciousness to avoid damage to the esophagus.....Im a zoology major.

    +7
  • coonboy September 15, 2011

    Shes gonna fuck you till she is done, so sit back and go with it, cause you wont be able to move her.

    +2
  • iluvkitty September 15, 2011

    "U better not fuck up, I have that pic of that time u were drunk at "Barroom' and u were all sweaty n horny. We told u to stay away, but noooooo. U just had to go kiss that skinny motherfucker in the white sweater, which by the way, he bought at Gay-mart."

    +0
  • buttplug69 September 15, 2011

    guess there were no black dudes around for her that night

    +11
  • cthulu September 15, 2011

    damn that must be the fugly people bar Lowered Expectations

    +1
  • numberonefan September 15, 2011

    I like big butts and I cannot lie !!!!

    -10
  • tgarner September 15, 2011

    ^^^You like any ass as long as it's male, lmao

    +8
  • rockinron September 15, 2011

    OMG ! she has him in the fat rolls death grip!! he's doomed!!

    -2
  • grinder September 15, 2011

    Her gravitational pull literally sucked him into her

    +2
  • grinder September 15, 2011

    You can tell he's resisting,look at him sweatin his ass off jusy trying to pry away

    +1
  • k5rat September 15, 2011

    Id let her do my butthole though.....

    -1
  • chupamiverga September 15, 2011

    this was on the news. she mistook him for a bigmac

    +0
  • etdaddy September 15, 2011

    fuck will it ever stop eating

    +0
  • burp September 15, 2011

    That bitch is licking sweat...her salt level must be low.

    +0
  • burp September 15, 2011

    OMG!!!!! The WerePossum attacks again.

    +0
  • stevenh915 September 15, 2011

    no wonder he's sweating id have pissed myself with fear!

    +3
  • hatemail September 15, 2011

    The hutts mateing season

    +2
  • zmolez September 15, 2011

    Too many fucking twinkies for that war pig...oviously she smelled food on that guys face and is going in for a taste test,he probally whispered the contents of his fridge sweetly in her ear to get her in the mood

    +1
  • lenny9651 September 15, 2011

    he's gonna regret this when the extascy wears off

    +12
  • lenny9651 September 15, 2011

    she's tasting him, he was found later half eaten in the parking lot

    +5
  • graffix September 15, 2011

    Fucker with Down Syndrome can get Laid, but I Can't!! There goes my self esteem.

    +5
  • asstro September 15, 2011

    He had something to brag about the next morning, his first threesome...

    +2
  • smurfcock September 15, 2011

    I sure hope that guy was drunk.....

    +2
  • acdcfan September 15, 2011

    She spiked his drink, see the pill bottle in her back pocket...horse tranquilizers....

    -2
  • picklehiesner September 15, 2011

    this poor bastard is gunna wake up wedged between her and the matress and pray for a do over

    +2
  • keymaster September 15, 2011

    THATS A HUGE BITCH

    +1
  • dozer67 September 15, 2011

    Yeah I'll say it, it's bigtalk AKA skylerblue and his new girl friend..

    +0
  • thederp September 15, 2011

    making out my ass! that behemoth is trying to eat his face.

    +1
  • pinkdildo September 15, 2011

    the power of beer goggles.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi September 15, 2011

    Is this a mating instructional video for Wilderbeasts?

    +0
  • anrconvert September 15, 2011

    of all the people in that room, those two are the ones getting some action.

    +0
  • sactownryder September 15, 2011

    You better be packing at least 10 inches, or you wont even hit water.

    +0
  • carinya September 15, 2011

    Dude, any old port in a storm will do. Start being fussy when you get some numbers up.

    +0
  • boredshitless September 15, 2011

    well @ least he scored something... he won't like it in the morning!

    +0
  • liberalssuck September 15, 2011

    Proof DRUGS ARE BAD FOR YOU.

    +0
  • mobliz September 16, 2011

    slobber knocker!

    +0
  • jettech84 September 16, 2011

    ROFL!!

    +0
  • askyoursister September 16, 2011

    you know she's only popular because she swallows.

    +1
  • mrfluffdaddy September 16, 2011

    certainly is a bar of doom for him.

    his hands are stuck under the rolls of blubber. she hid superglue there.

    +0
  • rush September 16, 2011

    There is always someone who feels sorry for a retard!!

    +0
  • kissarmy12 September 18, 2011

    COWZILLA strikes again!!

    +0
 
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