Do You Realize How Fast You Were Going?

Grandpa had a few beers and thought he'd mow the yard. Then while mowing the yard, his friend Betty needed a ride to the store for more beers. So Gramps, being the gentlemen that he is, took her to the store. Now Gramps and Betty are spending the night in the clink.

16 Comments
  • boredshitless September 16, 2011

    i tied a carrot to my bumper one time and got pulled over, the cop asked me if i knew it and i said yeah. i was trying a pig hunting trick i thought of... and it worked!

    +3
  • hatemail September 16, 2011

    What's the promblem pig

    +1
  • rockinron September 16, 2011

    look closer the dudes draging his wife around in a wheel chair!

    -2
  • acdcfan September 16, 2011

    I got a DUI on one of these....

    +0
  • tgarner September 16, 2011

    Yeah I know I was speeding officer, but I'm trying to get away from that ol bag and she is fast.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi September 16, 2011

    That's just how they roll.

    +0
  • rockinron September 16, 2011

    speeding my ass i wasnt going a dime over 65!

    -3
  • lenny9651 September 16, 2011

    put some nitrous on it and make him work to catch you next time

    +1
  • sicasso September 16, 2011

    Grampa here is disabled officer an he had to get some beer from loco-mart somehow.

    +0
  • zippernuts24 September 16, 2011

    should have used the PIT maneuver.

    +0
  • grinder September 16, 2011

    God,if this doesn't bring back some unpleasent memories

    +0
  • thederp September 16, 2011

    @boredshitless can't top that, bro. good one!

    +0
  • downunder69 September 17, 2011

    meanwhile back in the bronx

    +0
  • bite-me71 September 17, 2011

    Friend of mine caught his 3rd offense D.U.I. on a lawn mower, now he has to bum rides to work.

    +0
  • etdaddy September 19, 2011

    but officer i needed to cut that lawn yesterday

    +0
  • jackpot January 22, 2013

    This here is exactly why I HATE cops.

    +0
 
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