That's Not How You Park

That sucks, but these things tend to happen when women try to drive. I think I know what will make you feel better, dear. Let's get you home and you can cook me some dinner while I relax on the couch. Then afterward, I'll let you massage my feet and wash all my dirty clothes. That will pick your spirits back up.

34 Comments
  • m1009 September 19, 2011

    Damn and I only had 1 more payment to go, "Hello Geico"

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  • lenny9651 September 19, 2011

    is anybody suprised she's a blonde

    +1
  • azzholee September 19, 2011

    how do they do those impossible things ?

    -1
  • dozer67 September 19, 2011

    Wow that bitch tore that car up like wet tissue

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  • azzholee September 19, 2011

    but i can finger her all the day

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  • m1009 September 19, 2011

    after a wreck like that you would expect to see a massive shit stain on the back of those white pants

    +5
  • tgarner September 19, 2011

    Just totaled her car and she's worried about combing her hair, fucking really!

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  • tgarner September 19, 2011

    But she does have a nice ass and arch in her back, so yeah, I'd hit it ;)

    -1
  • hammerdown September 19, 2011

    honey the car wont start for some reason

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  • lenny9651 September 19, 2011

    ^^^^umm, sombody already hit it hard

    +2
  • rockinron September 19, 2011

    quick call life flight!! she lost her hair spray!

    -2
  • kane September 19, 2011

    And of all things, she can't find her cell phone.

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  • massiveballs September 19, 2011

    she must give an awesome blowjob

    +2
  • staindfire September 19, 2011

    Hey just another day in the life of a chick driver.

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  • hatemail September 19, 2011

    Those fucking squirrel

    -1
  • country_girrl September 19, 2011

    Figures. Bitch totals out a car wearing white pants and walks away with nothing on them. I wear white pants and get something on them trying to get to the damn car....

    +6
  • yeayeayea September 19, 2011

    No, that is not the right way to park bitch.

    -2
  • etdaddy September 19, 2011

    the bitch must make one hell of a sammich

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  • boredshitless September 19, 2011

    every time i see a blonde in a car i always pass them, cause i know she's just dumb tuna in a can!

    +1
  • dazzza September 19, 2011

    What no stains, must be a cs regular!

    +1
  • drtyrell September 19, 2011

    I LOVE CHEWING GUM

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  • ohwickedwendi September 19, 2011

    Sorry, but there's no way you can climb out of THAT car, and not tear something or get dirt on the pants. I call shenanigans.

    +1
  • damiancorpus September 19, 2011

    Holy shit a blonde asian!

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  • bigtalk September 19, 2011

    thats why ppl of color invented the internet so women would never leave the kitchen

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  • downunder69 September 19, 2011

    Nice parking honey , here's your license

    +1
  • lenny9651 September 19, 2011

    really bigtalk? now your trying to take credit for inventing the internet? i'm impressed by the fact you can even use a computer, and you spelled all the words right, kudos

    +3
  • rockinron September 19, 2011

    invented the internet my ass!! you fuckers didnt even invent the mud and grass huts you still live in over in africa!!

    -3
  • thederp September 19, 2011

    her husband's gonna get a lot of BJ's and anal to make up for this mishap.

    +3
  • willylickaball September 19, 2011

    I'm not suprized she's combing her hair, she was probably putting on make up when she wrecked

    +1
  • mobliz September 19, 2011

    @ bigtalk : i didnt know al gore was colored??

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  • bite-me71 September 20, 2011

    No one is surprized that it is a woman.

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  • littletalk September 20, 2011

    big talk you forgot to say "FACT" at the end of your sentence

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  • zippernuts24 September 20, 2011

    ^^^he also forgot to not talk bad about the white-man.

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  • ghosthunter September 20, 2011

    I bet she was putting on her makeup texting and eating while she was driving..

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