I Have To Shit Like An Elephant

Here's a good reason why you shouldn't walk directly behind an elephant. When they shit, their asses explode, and you don't want any part of that. The little guy just learned his lesson the hard way, and now he has to wait for Mom to piss so he can wash the shit off.

26 Comments
  • zombiefreeak21 September 20, 2011

    does anyone else see a vagina on the babys right leg

    +0
  • tgarner September 20, 2011

    WOW, Asain Elephants!

    +8
  • frankdrebin September 20, 2011

    it's alright, Bear Grylls will lick it clean

    +1
  • dozer67 September 20, 2011

    That helps the baby keeps him safe no one likes the taste of shit.

    +0
  • willylickaball September 20, 2011

    Lil'shithead

    +2
  • spermling September 20, 2011

    ^^^what about japs???

    -2
  • etdaddy September 20, 2011

    thats left leg and somebody pull the string

    +0
  • zombiefreeak21 September 20, 2011

    i can only see one big vagina now

    -1
  • lenny9651 September 20, 2011

    NO TAILGATING!!!

    +1
  • rockinron September 20, 2011

    i've had days like that before.

    -5
  • grinder September 20, 2011

    Love stinks

    +0
  • zmolez September 20, 2011

    What a shit head..

    +0
  • hatemail September 20, 2011

    Shit for brains

    +0
  • honkie365 September 20, 2011

    Isn't the little 'phant really numberonefan in costume?

    +1
  • willylickaball September 20, 2011

    ^^^You can PM him or check out his trunk in the forums if you miss him

    +1
  • asstro September 20, 2011

    dozer get real, shits the main ingredient in their BBQ sauce over there...

    +1
  • boredshitless September 20, 2011

    its just plain shitty!

    +0
  • ludenlasivius September 20, 2011

    Asshat.

    +0
  • island_mon September 20, 2011

    "Damn Mom! Give a warning will ya?"

    +1
  • mobliz September 20, 2011

    ROLL TIDE!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 20, 2011

    Note to self: never scare the elephant directly in front of you.

    +2
  • downunder69 September 20, 2011

    Just like the corporate world

    +3
  • thederp September 20, 2011

    following in dad'd footsteps is never easy.

    +0
  • nh3kid September 20, 2011

    Its always shitty to be last. If your not the lead Elephant the senery never changes. Lead follow or take the shit.You should always get your daily recommended amount of fiber. Nice Hat . 1 for the money #2 on your head. Honey I think I shit on the Kids? Pacaderm Poop Party! Shit head Kids think they know everything. "I could go On"

    +1
  • bite-me71 September 21, 2011

    And I thought my childhood was shitty but this little fucker has me beat.

    +0
  • spaulding September 21, 2011

    I got the poo on me.

    +0
 
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