Cool Tombstones

When it's your time to go, are you going out in style? Where people can remember you while you are taking your dirt nap? How about a marble couch? Maybe a marble beer keg? That would be sweet if the beer was on tap too. Or a hot naked chick laying on top of you?

25 Comments
  • downunder69 September 24, 2011

    bigtalk ! hope u got your tombstone picked out, the last one suits you to a fucking tee...lmao

    +6
  • tgarner September 24, 2011

    Can't you come up with some new shit, those are like ten years old, damn!

    +0
  • etdaddy September 24, 2011

    my is gonna say "what the fuck you looking at?"

    +1
  • etdaddy September 24, 2011

    shit now i sound like big talk, i mean mine

    +2
  • 2indastink September 24, 2011

    If I ever die I'm gonna want my fucking tombstone to be pimped to the fucking MAX.

    +3
  • spaulding September 24, 2011

    My coffin is gonna have a gas pedal and a full bar, complete with a badass sound system. So I can ride to hell in style.

    +3
  • tgarner September 24, 2011

    A couple of those people looked really stoned!

    +0
  • lenny9651 September 24, 2011

    here lies lester more 4 shots with a .44, no less no more

    +1
  • gurtman23 September 24, 2011

    i want a ladies toilet as my tombstone so i can gargle the piss when I'm dead.

    +1
  • asstro September 24, 2011

    When I die they are going to use the money for a fucking party. Last thing I want is a marker for people to come stand around and cry...

    +0
  • grinder September 24, 2011

    I want buried with my ass sticking out so the world can kiss my ass,plus it would make a wicked planter for flowers

    +3
  • hatemail September 24, 2011

    Number 4 kick ass

    +0
  • smak September 24, 2011

    rick james has a good one!

    -1
  • bigtalk September 24, 2011

    mine will say "i not racist"

    -12
  • boofano September 24, 2011

    i not racist i dirty coon

    +9
  • dozer67 September 24, 2011

    Mine will have a carving of my fat ass telling everyone to kiss it.

    +2
  • asstro September 24, 2011

    bigtalk yours will say, Here I lie dead and black shot three times in the fucking back...

    +6
  • villision September 24, 2011

    I wanna mix all these together for mine!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 24, 2011

    I am going to donate my body to science, and request that my cadaver be used in at least one medical student prank. After that, when they're done, and my body is incinerated, I want my ashes sprinkled in my favorite restaurants, stores, places, etc....secretly, of course. And I don't want a funeral--I want a bbq, where everyone talks about the funny and stupid shit I've done throughout my life. So there.

    +10
  • boredshitless September 24, 2011

    i want to be cremated and send some of my ashes to all my cs friends and have them flush em down the drain. just for shits and giggles!

    +3
  • thederp September 24, 2011

    i'm donating mine to science. i hope one of those young female surgeons is a necro.

    +3
  • littletalk September 24, 2011

    when i die i want a mechanical zombie looking hand that shoots out of the ground whenever some1 gets to close lol

    +5
  • rodeye2 September 25, 2011

    When my wife and I are burried,we decided she is going to be on top for a change.

    +2
  • u_mad_bro September 25, 2011

    i think bigtalks tombstone should have a picture of a chicken wing

    +1
  • d90girl September 26, 2011

    Still like the pic of the one ( few weeks back )that said***** " well, this sucks" !!!

    +1
 
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