I'll Give You Something To Swim In

So maybe I've been pissing out of my ass for the last two days, but I still want to go swimming, and no sign is going to stop that. I'm sure there are plenty of people who would like to swim in my diarrhea. I'll even let them guess what I had for breakfast.

28 Comments
  • frankdrebin October 5, 2011

    "I've been swimming in raw sewage... I love it" says frank drebin of police squad

    +1
  • zahnfee October 5, 2011

    No entry for #1 fag. Stay out you sick shit...

    +4
  • tgarner October 5, 2011

    Well that's one way to keep asian's out of the pool!

    +3
  • buttdarts October 5, 2011

    I'm going to drown myself up in that pool if the forums don't get fixed. I'm addicted. Ha.

    +1
  • willylickaball October 5, 2011

    A POOL with POO in it makes a L of a mess

    +1
  • coonboy October 5, 2011

    Symptoms as in anal leakage?

    +0
  • grinder October 5, 2011

    What if i bring my own cork?

    +4
  • spermling October 5, 2011

    I bet they encourage people in Japan to swim with diarrhea

    +3
  • numberonefan October 5, 2011

    A poo pool must not be a bad thing.

    -8
  • boredshitless October 5, 2011

    yay i shit in your pool! YAAY!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi October 5, 2011

    In Asia, that's discrimination.

    +1
  • drtyrell October 5, 2011

    What we're missing is the bottom half of the notice, "JAY, that means YOU!"

    +1
  • hatemail October 5, 2011

    Asians are known to breaking the rules they going to shit all over that sign

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 5, 2011

    so what time can the people with diarrhea swim?

    +5
  • dozer67 October 5, 2011

    Nothing enough bleach can't fix.

    +1
  • massiveballs October 5, 2011

    Asians will just go to the yellow sea instead

    +2
  • gurtman23 October 5, 2011

    FUCK YOU

    -3
  • thundermug October 5, 2011

    How do they check for symptoms? A poo-sniffing asian dog?

    +0
  • thederp October 5, 2011

    i think this is a nice way of saying: "NO BIGTALKS ALLOWED!"

    +3
  • sirfartsalot October 5, 2011

    Does it include diarrhea of the mouth?

    +3
  • suckitbitches October 5, 2011

    Ahhhhhhh shit.

    +0
  • ballzdeepnu October 5, 2011

    Fuck it I'm leavn a shit cloud any way

    +1
  • cthulu October 5, 2011

    Somewhere, some asshat is trying to sue the owners of the pool for discrimination.

    +2
  • ludenlasivius October 5, 2011

    But you're perfectly welcome to play in the sandbox.

    +1
  • bucknuts October 5, 2011

    Don't drink the brown water!!

    +0
  • fiercepierce October 5, 2011

    The people cleaner put that up because the last time numberonefan swam there he opened his asshole, and use the pool as his personal enema bag. It took the pool cleaner two weeks to get the brown out of the water.

    +2
  • downunder69 October 6, 2011

    ^^^i was going to say the same thing

    +2
  • etdaddy October 8, 2011

    gurtman the signs for you

    +0
 
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