Who Will Jack Off On My Model Trains?

He seems like a pretty normal guy. All he's looking for is another dude to come over so they can jack each other off on his son's train set, before stomping around like Godzilla. Not only will the lucky guy get to cum all over the railroad, but he gets to take some imitation crab meat home with him. Bonus!

38 Comments
  • crusader October 7, 2011

    calmly, he is not perverted. It is just a fan of railways in Ho scale.

    +1
  • numberonefan October 7, 2011

    Look at the date on the top ^^^ It is lapsed :-(

    -25
  • downunder69 October 7, 2011

    is this what happens when you get banned from crazyshit.. poor rockinron

    +14
  • tgarner October 7, 2011

    I got news for ya buddy, if you stroke another man's cock, YOUR GAY!

    +13
  • elitenoob October 7, 2011

    And bigtalk is already on his way over there

    +14
  • downunder69 October 7, 2011

    @ tgardner .. for old mate, its only gay if ya balls touch..lol

    +2
  • zmolez October 7, 2011

    Wtf! Jacking off in his sons toys then its godzilla time! Ohh and dont forget the fake crab for youre troubles

    +0
  • zmolez October 7, 2011

    Wtf,wtf

    +0
  • chargers October 7, 2011

    #1fans on his way over to pick up Bigtalk for a all you can eat crab fest and then have a train bang tell 4 am ... I think I can I think I can.. choooo aa wooo!

    +7
  • yeayeayea October 7, 2011

    numberoneFAG's parents are a bunch of nasty perverts too? Figures.

    +2
  • shiftybob October 7, 2011

    @numberoneFAG - At least it's not PROlapsed, like your asshole!

    +7
  • frankdrebin October 7, 2011

    here's the funny thing - if you do this fag wants, you're gay BUT if you woke up a 100 foot tall giant, wouldn't you jack off on everyone and kick the cars around like a monster?

    +2
  • dozer67 October 7, 2011

    Gay and lame...not even the real crab meat....also cheap..FAG.

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier October 7, 2011

    aww numberonefan, at least youre dad was kind enough not to let guys break your trains

    +14
  • boredshitless October 7, 2011

    ^ha! lmmfao!

    +5
  • thederp October 7, 2011

    how out of the loop are you to entice people with imitation crab meat? FFS...Lmao xD

    +0
  • lenny9651 October 7, 2011

    how much scarier would godzilla be if his 30 foot dick was flopping around spraying white rain everywhere

    +1
  • utiguy916 October 7, 2011

    Its not gay if u say "no homo" lol

    +0
  • grinder October 7, 2011

    Would it be gay if i just stomp on him and take the crab meat?

    +2
  • asstro October 7, 2011

    Why can't people like this get cancer and die instead of all the good folks ???

    +7
  • atmydismay October 7, 2011

    I bet he got a little engine that can't!

    +1
  • hatemail October 7, 2011

    Its robbing time

    +0
  • fiercepierce October 7, 2011

    ^^numberonefan^^ Even though you saw the old date on the ad, you called anyway, didn't you? FAG

    +4
  • fiercepierce October 7, 2011

    The next day his son asked him. "Dad, why does my water towers and tanker cars smell like ass and shit?"

    +3
  • onetime42 October 7, 2011

    No lobster? Then no pee pee touch!

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi October 7, 2011

    .....And this is why we don't leave grandpa home alone anymore.....

    +3
  • honkie365 October 7, 2011

    This guy is almost as fake as numberonespermslurper.

    +0
  • captjim October 7, 2011

    Fuck a million chicks and no one says shit, jack off on your son's trains, playing Gozilla, & "mutually touching" a dude ONCE and all of a sudden "You're Gay"... lol

    +1
  • spinal12 October 7, 2011

    What a jack off he is.

    +0
  • bigtalk October 7, 2011

    Whats the only reason white boys marry a woman. So they can wear there clothes

    -5
  • lenny9651 October 7, 2011

    ^^^^go chuck a spear at a wildebeast or your family won't have dinner tonite

    +3
  • theaussie October 8, 2011

    Learn to spell, Big Fag.^^^

    +2
  • chad1992 October 8, 2011

    hay look its what numberonefan will be like in the future

    (old, gay fat dumb and forever alone )

    +3
  • etdaddy October 8, 2011

    corkzilla 2 in the making

    +0
  • shadowchaser October 8, 2011

    NOF is just fucking happy that he saw this ad. I bet he tore Craigslist apart after seeing this so he could find this ad and get his worm infested asshole torn apart later.

    +0
  • ghosthunter October 8, 2011

    model trains and fagots dont mix..

    +0
  • carinya October 10, 2011

    no no No No definitely not gay. Bullshit. He might just be a sperm enthusiast.

    +1
  • rockinron October 14, 2011

    downunder69 was the only one to answer the ad, he refused the guy because the freak wouldnt let downunder suck his dick.

    -1
 
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