I think you'll find it's a lot more comfortable to ride in the train rather than in front of it. Sure, you may have to witness a bum taking a shit, or even worse, bums having sex, but at least you get to keep the lower half of your body.
first all aboard the midnight meat train
Damn, how fast do you have to run to hit a train that hard?
Them fucking crazy Asians, when will they learn they don't have super powers.
the 3.45 has been delayed due to a mutalated corps stuck to the front of the train, and can the owner of two severed legs please report to lost and found!
that didnt happen in superman 2
yumm looks like potential beef jerky hangin right there
dont play roulette with the bullet train
how do you not see a fucking train?
knocked em right outa his shoes,an feet,legs an ass
yaay! he shit on your train! Yaay!
If I didn't read the description, I woulda thought that the locomotive came right from the factory with that neat front end decoration.
That's a Czech train, must have been really hauling ass to punch in the nose like that. My guess is drunk as opposed to suicide- the Czechs still uphold the commie tradition of cheap alcohol for everyone to keep the masses happy... and drunk!
So superman wasn't faster than a speeding train.
Too bad he wasn't silver with a yellow hat he would have matched the paint job
Is this a stowaway ?
Almost ain't good enough...
who is he? the chameleon of dead people? =/
That's right there is just the result of poor training
I guess he's not gonna make it to wherever he was going, huh?
Yet NOF is still here. Why god why?
Just hang in there buddy
The nom nom monster train.
The first and last time he attempts his Superman Impression of stopping a run away train.
ooo skirt steak mmm
That's not how you catch a train,silly....:p
Car = rabbit
Train = Human
#Same reason: Time for a new bodykit
^^lederhosensepp^^What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Are all Germans as fucked up as you and numberonefan?
God I love trains...
bet this wont be on any thomas the tank engine episodes
Do I have something in my teeth?
That's the best Halloween costume I have ever seen a train wear!
is that a nipple slip? fucking attention whore.
Looked at this again over coffee and all I could think is,They need to build stronger trains...
Well, Phil DID say he wanted to go out and get fucked up...
midnight meat train...
come on folks,fucking photo shop if ever i seen it.
train got a lot of damage, those beetles can get pretty big out there lol
oow thats train was hungry.