Where Is This Train Taking Me?

I think you'll find it's a lot more comfortable to ride in the train rather than in front of it. Sure, you may have to witness a bum taking a shit, or even worse, bums having sex, but at least you get to keep the lower half of your body.

42 Comments
  • etdaddy October 8, 2011

    first all aboard the midnight meat train

    +0
  • tgarner October 8, 2011

    Damn, how fast do you have to run to hit a train that hard?

    +8
  • fiercepierce October 8, 2011

    Them fucking crazy Asians, when will they learn they don't have super powers.

    +4
  • stevenh915 October 8, 2011

    the 3.45 has been delayed due to a mutalated corps stuck to the front of the train, and can the owner of two severed legs please report to lost and found!

    +1
  • downunder69 October 8, 2011

    that didnt happen in superman 2

    +3
  • tastycake October 8, 2011

    yumm looks like potential beef jerky hangin right there

    +0
  • massiveballs October 8, 2011

    dont play roulette with the bullet train

    +5
  • lenny9651 October 8, 2011

    how do you not see a fucking train?

    +2
  • gasguy October 8, 2011

    knocked em right outa his shoes,an feet,legs an ass

    +3
  • boredshitless October 8, 2011

    yaay! he shit on your train! Yaay!

    +0
  • shadowchaser October 8, 2011

    If I didn't read the description, I woulda thought that the locomotive came right from the factory with that neat front end decoration.

    +1
  • hotep October 8, 2011

    That's a Czech train, must have been really hauling ass to punch in the nose like that. My guess is drunk as opposed to suicide- the Czechs still uphold the commie tradition of cheap alcohol for everyone to keep the masses happy... and drunk!

    +1
  • moldedguppy October 8, 2011

    So superman wasn't faster than a speeding train.

    -1
  • shit4brains October 8, 2011

    Too bad he wasn't silver with a yellow hat he would have matched the paint job

    +2
  • numberonefan October 8, 2011

    Is this a stowaway ?

    -2
  • asstro October 8, 2011

    Almost ain't good enough...

    +2
  • thederp October 8, 2011

    who is he? the chameleon of dead people? =/

    +0
  • hatemail October 8, 2011

    Fake

    -2
  • willylickaball October 8, 2011

    That's right there is just the result of poor training

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi October 8, 2011

    I guess he's not gonna make it to wherever he was going, huh?

    +3
  • rodgtard October 8, 2011

    Yet NOF is still here. Why god why?

    +2
  • grinder October 8, 2011

    Just hang in there buddy

    +2
  • yeayeayea October 8, 2011

    The nom nom monster train.

    +2
  • soafan October 8, 2011

    The first and last time he attempts his Superman Impression of stopping a run away train.

    +1
  • frankdrebin October 8, 2011

    ooo skirt steak mmm

    +0
  • dozer67 October 8, 2011

    That's not how you catch a train,silly....:p

    +1
  • lederhosensepp October 8, 2011

    Car = rabbit

    Train = Human

    #Same reason: Time for a new bodykit

    +0
  • fiercepierce October 8, 2011

    ^^lederhosensepp^^What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Are all Germans as fucked up as you and numberonefan?

    +2
  • ghosthunter October 8, 2011

    God I love trains...

    +0
  • mobliz October 8, 2011

    bet this wont be on any thomas the tank engine episodes

    +1
  • theaussie October 9, 2011

    CRAZYTRAIN

    +2
  • pizzapie October 9, 2011

    Do I have something in my teeth?

    +4
  • mccracken October 9, 2011

    That's the best Halloween costume I have ever seen a train wear!

    +2
  • gurtman23 October 9, 2011

    is that a nipple slip? fucking attention whore.

    +0
  • asstro October 9, 2011

    Looked at this again over coffee and all I could think is,They need to build stronger trains...

    +1
  • ludenlasivius October 9, 2011

    Choo-choo boo-boo

    +0
  • ludenlasivius October 9, 2011

    Well, Phil DID say he wanted to go out and get fucked up...

    +0
  • crazyportugese October 9, 2011

    midnight meat train...

    -1
  • carinya October 10, 2011

    Hancock?

    +0
  • wulberdee October 13, 2011

    come on folks,fucking photo shop if ever i seen it.

    -1
  • eatmegood January 23, 2012

    train got a lot of damage, those beetles can get pretty big out there lol

    +0
  • afrika October 24, 2012

    oow thats train was hungry.

    +0
 
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