I Don't Need A Damn Helmet

Helmets are for pussies. And for people who want to keep their brains inside their skull. This rider was neither. But he is dead as fuck. I wonder if you eat a brain, do you get smarter? Or maybe some super mind powers or something.

30 Comments
  • downunder69 October 11, 2011

    the last pic must be his intestines because they,re all brainless fuks on mopey,s

    +3
  • tgarner October 11, 2011

    Even with a helmet he would still be headless, it would of just kept the pieces together!

    +0
  • dozer67 October 11, 2011

    She got so mad the bus cut her off, she lost her mind

    +1
  • dozer67 October 11, 2011

    He got so mad the bus cut him off he lost his mind

    -1
  • dozer67 October 11, 2011

    Just had to cover both,no head you know.

    God bless scooters good times good times.

    -2
  • grinder October 11, 2011

    They don't call them brain buckets for nothing

    +0
  • ludenlasivius October 11, 2011

    This is your brain on the pavement.

    +1
  • hatemail October 11, 2011

    Meatloaf. Tonight

    +1
  • boobles October 11, 2011

    The guy standing in yellow is asking around for knives and forks...

    +2
  • frankdrebin October 11, 2011

    I'll tell you WHAAAAAAZZZZZAAAA kid in pic 1... you're on brain detail

    +1
  • thederp October 11, 2011

    he was always a bit scatter-brained...

    +0
  • rockinron October 11, 2011

    i wonder if it looked like a zit when it popped? so cool,makes me wanna go pop some zits now!!

    -3
  • rodeye2 October 11, 2011

    He traveled the bridge over troubled waters.

    +1
  • boredshitless October 11, 2011

    kind of obvious that the last thing that went through his brain was the asphalt!

    +1
  • lenny9651 October 11, 2011

    will asians ever learn

    +1
  • lenny9651 October 11, 2011

    another brainless asian on a scooter

    +2
  • treehouse21 October 11, 2011

    Adam, if you eat brains you will get Kuru, which is basically the same thing as mad cow disease.

    +0
  • procrastaman October 11, 2011

    Better clean up those brains before someone slips and bonks their head.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 11, 2011

    I will name you Squishy, and you will be my Squishy...

    +1
  • ghosthunter October 11, 2011

    Only brainless idiots rides mopeds.

    +0
  • urapnes1701d October 11, 2011

    I can just imagine St. Peter's question: "What the hell happened to you? Road head?"

    +0
  • pizzapie October 11, 2011

    by the look of his brain, he was pretty stupid

    +1
  • fiercepierce October 11, 2011

    Fucking over achievers always jumping in head first.

    +2
  • u_mad_bro October 12, 2011

    if they get it in ice they can re attach it

    +0
  • honkie365 October 12, 2011

    That moped rider lost their mind.

    +0
  • etdaddy October 12, 2011

    the headless horseman 2011

    +0
  • ellewhyinin October 12, 2011

    The bike looks like its still in pretty good shape... his family can sell it for funeral expenses and we get more fucktards on scooter pics... win-win

    +0
  • sinful October 12, 2011

    And all the Kings horsemen could not put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

    +1
  • moonsstarr June 2, 2014

    A little stitch here and there... some antibiotic ointment... some physical therapy... He'll be fine...

    +0
  • rolomacias June 23, 2016

    man those brains on the road can cause motorcycle accidents

    +0
 
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