There's A Whale In Your Pool

This is a real nice set up you got back here, but how the hell did you get a whale in your pool? Do you have some kind of permit for that? I don't think I'm very comfortable swimming with that beast in the water. I don't want it thinking I'm lunch.

49 Comments
  • fiercepierce October 12, 2011

    You know damn well whose girlfriend that is. Ha ha ha ha

    +14
  • tgarner October 12, 2011

    When she gets out the water level goes down two foot!

    +6
  • massiveballs October 12, 2011

    FAKE,there's only a 1" of water in the pool

    +10
  • judasz October 12, 2011

    And to think, there was only 1 gallon of water in the pool before she got in. And there still is.

    +5
  • wardo56 October 12, 2011

    First time her ass has been clean in years

    +8
  • zmolez October 12, 2011

    I'm sure the pool lost a few inches of water when that tub o shit jumped in

    +0
  • rockinron October 12, 2011

    she probably feels normal laying in a wet bed.

    -5
  • coonboy October 12, 2011

    Her legs would act as swimmies.

    +3
  • boredshitless October 12, 2011

    well you know what they say, shit floats!

    +2
  • willylickaball October 12, 2011

    Even if water displaces 60% of your body weight this bitch would still be 300lbs. over weight

    +2
  • boobles October 12, 2011

    That is one serious pool noodle...

    +3
  • crkrbob October 12, 2011

    How come her feet are so small?

    +3
  • ludenlasivius October 12, 2011

    Get my harpoon, that' thing'll feed the village for the whole winter!

    +6
  • two-hats October 12, 2011

    Someone call greenpeace.

    +6
  • athrun2021 October 12, 2011

    Yes i really seen it the lard ass monster!

    +1
  • burp October 12, 2011

    W....T....F

    +0
  • bman32425 October 12, 2011

    I'm not sure, but I think there may be a law against keeping manatee's in your pool.

    +1
  • bigtalk October 12, 2011

    a typical american

    -14
  • yeayeayea October 12, 2011

    Well, it could be a lot worse. It could be wearing a thong.

    +3
  • frankdrebin October 12, 2011

    I remember Jnco jeans... oh wait, that's legfat

    +3
  • hatemail October 12, 2011

    That's nothing new that's a average Chick today

    +0
  • downunder69 October 12, 2011

    before she was craned in ther was only a foot of water in the pool

    +1
  • lenny9651 October 12, 2011

    damn, now that is a quality made pool float!!

    +2
  • lenny9651 October 12, 2011

    i would love to see the video of her trying to get on that thing, that would be funny as hell

    +4
  • bigjoke October 12, 2011

    Kill it

    +1
  • onecrazyfucker October 12, 2011

    If i were stranded in the middle of the ocean with this. I would be one lucky fucker.

    +1
  • m1009 October 12, 2011

    God forbid she farts in the pool, she'll blow half the water out of it

    +5
  • thederp October 12, 2011

    i never seen water sweat before.

    +6
  • cthulu October 12, 2011

    I bet it still smells

    +3
  • the_argus October 12, 2011

    This is actually a satellite photo of the Atlantic Ocean.

    +8
  • cthulu October 12, 2011

    The effects of Google Earth in any backyard in Wisconsin or Alabama

    +3
  • grinder October 12, 2011

    You know theres places a washcloth hasn't seen in years

    +2
  • stevenh915 October 12, 2011

    floatin and bloatin !

    +1
  • doinktheclown October 12, 2011

    HOLY FUCK... Where can I buy a sturdy float like that?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 12, 2011

    Now out in theaters,....Free Willy 4--the fight for freedom.

    +3
  • lightfighter October 12, 2011

    OUCH!!!!! Come get your old lady you fucking wanker!!!!!!!

    -3
  • sporto October 12, 2011

    That floatie has gotta be filled with helium!!!!!

    +1
  • sirfartsalot October 12, 2011

    Bristol Palin really let herself go!

    +0
  • pizzapie October 12, 2011

    Michelin man's day off

    +0
  • tat2d_soldier October 12, 2011

    this is what ate gilbert grape

    +3
  • sweetpee October 12, 2011

    Proper burial..now where is that match?

    +0
  • liberalssuck October 12, 2011

    Shoot both.

    +0
  • boredshitless October 12, 2011

    thank God i wasn't eating cheesy poofs when i saw this

    +0
  • big_daddy305 October 12, 2011

    Where in the fuck did they find a floaty that big?

    +0
  • erisnoelle October 13, 2011

    How the fuck does it float????

    +1
  • u_mad_bro October 13, 2011

    well..........it's still got a mouth

    +1
  • dozer67 October 13, 2011

    No I would not hit it but I would take it for a ride..

    +0
  • onetime42 October 13, 2011

    "Cannon ball coming!"

    +0
  • kissarmy12 October 13, 2011

    @onetime42 A cannon ball is physically impossible for Cowzilla.... She sweat thinking about it.

    +1
 
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