This is a real nice set up you got back here, but how the hell did you get a whale in your pool? Do you have some kind of permit for that? I don't think I'm very comfortable swimming with that beast in the water. I don't want it thinking I'm lunch.
You know damn well whose girlfriend that is. Ha ha ha ha
When she gets out the water level goes down two foot!
FAKE,there's only a 1" of water in the pool
And to think, there was only 1 gallon of water in the pool before she got in. And there still is.
First time her ass has been clean in years
I'm sure the pool lost a few inches of water when that tub o shit jumped in
she probably feels normal laying in a wet bed.
Her legs would act as swimmies.
well you know what they say, shit floats!
Even if water displaces 60% of your body weight this bitch would still be 300lbs. over weight
That is one serious pool noodle...
How come her feet are so small?
Get my harpoon, that' thing'll feed the village for the whole winter!
Someone call greenpeace.
Yes i really seen it the lard ass monster!
I'm not sure, but I think there may be a law against keeping manatee's in your pool.
a typical american
Well, it could be a lot worse. It could be wearing a thong.
I remember Jnco jeans... oh wait, that's legfat
That's nothing new that's a average Chick today
before she was craned in ther was only a foot of water in the pool
damn, now that is a quality made pool float!!
i would love to see the video of her trying to get on that thing, that would be funny as hell
If i were stranded in the middle of the ocean with this. I would be one lucky fucker.
God forbid she farts in the pool, she'll blow half the water out of it
i never seen water sweat before.
I bet it still smells
This is actually a satellite photo of the Atlantic Ocean.
The effects of Google Earth in any backyard in Wisconsin or Alabama
You know theres places a washcloth hasn't seen in years
floatin and bloatin !
HOLY FUCK... Where can I buy a sturdy float like that?
Now out in theaters,....Free Willy 4--the fight for freedom.
OUCH!!!!! Come get your old lady you fucking wanker!!!!!!!
That floatie has gotta be filled with helium!!!!!
Michelin man's day off
this is what ate gilbert grape
Proper burial..now where is that match?
thank God i wasn't eating cheesy poofs when i saw this
Where in the fuck did they find a floaty that big?
How the fuck does it float????
well..........it's still got a mouth
No I would not hit it but I would take it for a ride..
"Cannon ball coming!"
@onetime42 A cannon ball is physically impossible for Cowzilla.... She sweat thinking about it.